MATTHIAS

MATTHIAS REED *hogwarts professor *muggle studies *muggleborn “I’m not trying to do that whole dismiss it thing, but i’m dismissing it.” -Literate and descriptive-crossover friendly-#BrittleBab-vc;clintbcrtns

dressing like an e-boy just to bond with my son

yes, all star. if you don’t do it right i won’t open the door under the assumption that it’s an imposter

lucky you, then! if there’s any other childhood shows or things like that you haven’t seen in years, chances are they’re probably gonna be part of my lessons at some point.

hmmm..... consider your offer... Accepted! Biscuits, tea /and/ chips is way too good of an offer to pass up.

fantastic! knock the beginning of all star and i’ll let you in!

... bring me snacks and you can be on the OTHER SIDE OF THE DOOR!!!

bring dominos and you’ll be given access

i’ll loan you my halloween decorations

NOBODY saw ANYTHING don’t go into the teacher’s lounge thank you don’t even unlock the door

for class next week we’re watching the muppets and nothing fucking else

definitely putting a fireplace in my room now

door dash but with the floo network

hell yeah!!!!! today is a peppermint kind of day.

... you know what? absolutely. a cup of tea sounds lovely.

what if i used tik tok to teach muggle culture to the students

your attitude is completely justified. you may continue.

damn... that’s valid...

he doesn’t smell! who taught her to be so cruel?

wha– ouch. how cruel, murdering him and leaving him to rot