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@MUDFAP

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Joined April 2011
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my timeline all day has been polling results and encouraging people to vote, then 4pm hit and all i have are tweets flooding my TL telling me not to vote lmao
‎ً (@MUDFAP) profile picture‎ً@MUDFAPNov 3
For You page really For You-ing
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For You page really For You-ing
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be honest…is there another group chat without me
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anyone got a ticket for @peelingfleshok in tampa tonight?
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they straight up hit him with the Gay Ray
FactPost (@factpostnews) profile pictureFactPost
@factpostnewsOct 28
Trump: Arnold Palmer was all man. This man was strong and tough. And I refuse to say it, but when he took showers with the other pros, they came out of there and said, 'Oh my god. That's unbelievable.'
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me when i pull the door handle and it shatters
ABC 7 Chicago (@ABC7Chicago) profile pictureABC 7 Chicago
@ABC7ChicagoOct 26
A brand-new employee made a smashing start to her career at a Texas salon, as the glass sliding door she was closing exploded into hundreds of tiny pieces, leaving her client and other employees stunned.
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“defends controversial ad” - USA today “praises powerful ad” -CBS american journalism is a joke.
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he did the meme
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whoever’s trying to get into my v*nmo account is gonna be really mad if they ever get in and see the account is suspended and i owe them like $10,000 lmao
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damn they got rid of the balloons on your profile on your birthday? the site has really gone down hill
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it’s incredible the amount of people who genuinely believed the advancement of AI would lead to anything other than a complete replacement of tech jobs
signüll (@signulll) profile picturesignüll
@signulllOct 12
turns out dario was accurate. & the implications are far greater than most ppl realize.
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if i ever have to interact an AI customer service chat bot i always immediately say “lawsuit” or “police” no matter what the issue is and every time it immediately connects me to a real person lol
Dusktorn (@Dusktorn) profile pictureDusktorn@DusktornOct 7
The worst thing about AI is that I can’t get customer service for anything anymore, the only way to reach out to a human for help involves breaking the AI chatbot first like it’s some troll at a bridge you gotta bypass
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i see this once a week & wish dispensary workers would explain it better. weed is still federally illegal, any bank that operates in the US has to abide by federal law, thus they’ll flag any purchase that implies their money (ur money is the banks) is being used to break the law
amore (@amoreterical) profile pictureamore@amoretericalOct 6
went to a dispensary for the 1st time & the cashier’s like “so we’re gonna charge it as an ATM & give you $5.37 cash back” so i’m looking at him like ??? what kind of racket are you guys running in here so other one go “well do u want ur bank knowing u buying weed”… i guess not?
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so in order to use your bank card at a dispensary, medical or recreational, it has to be run through a “cashless ATM” so your purchase isn’t immediately flagged or reversed retroactively. if they didn’t do that every dispensary would have to be cash only
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it’s for you bro it’s for you
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i dunno man i guess
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love that my for you tab doesn’t show me stuff i’m actually interested in anymore it just shows me tweets my mutuals have responded too. every day this website gets better
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can’t believe i started scrobbling on my birthday
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Last.fm (@lastfm) profile pictureLast.fm@lastfmSep 28
Everyone has a first scrobble, what's yours? bit.ly/1stscrobble
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the key to not killing yourself is having a beer and a cigarette on your lunch break
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IM A YOUNG AMERICAN SEND ME 🗣️
Polymarket (@Polymarket) profile picturePolymarket
@PolymarketSep 24
JUST IN: Xi Jinping invites 100,000 young Americans to study in China over the next 5 years to experience “the great rejuvenation of the Chinese nation.”
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thinking about this salad i made at the ruby tuesday unlimited salad bar when i was like 9. so good
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