MN
Joined June 2011
It only matters if i think it’s funny
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"HE'S A SKYWALKER" 😮‍💨
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I think the apple’s rotten right to the core
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Madeline retweeted
not to sound like a potted plant but sunlight and fresh air really makes a difference
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I've been secretly testing Logan by calling him and he has failed so many times..... I could have been in labor!!!!!!!
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He said "if you call twice I'll answer" 🫠🤣
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Madeline retweeted
THEY WERENT DOING THAT BEFORE?????????????????????
The Academy is now implementing a new rule that members must now watch all nominated films in each category to be eligible to vote in the final round for the Oscars.
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My babies head is up in my ribs and I'm sooooo over it man. Please flip 🫠
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Are these outtakes if we consider every take perfect?
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If you need me for the next year- actually don't. Unless you need a house then hmu 😵‍💫🤣
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Time to make banana bread!
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Budweiser sent celebratory cans to goalies who did not get scored on by Ovi at any point in their careers 😂 (via @BudweiserCanada, @Cujo)
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I'm boutta crash out 🙂
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Calf cramps 35 weeks pregnant is the fucking worst
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I'm crying
Long-time @Capitals announcer Joe Beninati called Alex Ovechkin's first NHL goal. All these years later, he called Alex Ovechkin's record-breaking goal. 🫡 Iconic. #Gr8ness
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Is this the Gr8est goal celly of all-time?
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Is why it pisses me off so much that people take 2 whole minutes to back out of a parking spot.... backing into parking spots for life 🤘🏼🤘🏼
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So excited for my baby shower this weekend 💓💓
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I guess they just not fuckin with me
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