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What people seem to expect to happen when they email an MP about local crime. (Submission)
A moment’s thought for all those members of staff who are, maybe unexpectedly, facing a tough search for new work today.
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What people seem to expect to happen when they email an MP about local crime. (Submission)
When your MP is cooler than you'll ever be.
Here's the deleted tweet, It's some of my best work 🤣😆 who knows where the pressure has come from to delete 🤔
But If you like please RT and share. I won't be intimidated for telling the truth. Our Democracy needs honesty to function.
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When MPs who’ve been rude to you start getting sacked.
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The House of Commons: the only place you can use the phrase "my member" and not be laughed at... @MPsassistant
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@MPsassistant Always have a breakfast/cereal bar in your desk. When they are Hangry they become irascible petulant 5 yr olds. They won’t know/admit it but it’s the real reason behind that 4pm tantrum.
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Do not ever give the Member an important document without taking a scan or photocopy first. They WILL lose it EVERY time (then sheepishly sneak it back onto your desk 6 months later).
Also, can the old hats in parliament think about advice for the newbies? We can roll it out over the coming weeks as people join.