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Planet Claire
Joined August 2019
Seems hilarious to me that thousands upon thousands of people are using online sites to complain about, comment on and share posts about data centres.
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I have new neighbours both sides. Left, they share the family braincell while their 50 stinking pigeons shit all over my house & garden. Right, it's drunken, screaming, expletive-laden arguments into the small hours every night while their traumatised baby howls & howls & howls.
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Take note. You have been warned.
WE DO NOT CARE CLUB ANNOUNCEMENT!!!! This announcement is setting the Tone for everything we do not care about in 2026. If you’re offended, we do not care. #WDNC
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Fucking hell, granddad 😂😂😂😂😂 xitter.cf/HazelAppleyard/status/…
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I LOVE this!
Jacket was worth every penny [📹 shar.the1]
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This is so incredibly sweet, so human, so close to how we react and act as a child and mother.
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I literally spit my drink out on that first one. 😁😂
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ON THIS DAY, The Greatest Xmas Tweet ever in history. WYKYK.
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I see the Pretty Woman remake has dropped.
Trailer for the new MELANIA movie just dropped. Looks amazing. Genius idea. Brilliant way to reboot a franchise. Love the cameo! #американцы ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️ [SOUND UP]
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I feel seen!
Them: "Don't come back here with your bullshit" Me, coming straight back with my bullshit:
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I can’t handle the Truth Social post from Trump about Rob Reiner
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I need to teach my husband to do this for me. (For avoidance of doubt, I 'm the dog in this scenario, not my husband.)
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Make sure you practice those dance moves before hitting the floor
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100%. You?
60 points. How many did you get ?
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Many things make me worry about the state of this country, but the fact that anyone, let alone many people, are fully behind Zac Polanski - the man who sold breast-enhancing hypnosis to gullible morons - is the strongest sign yet that we're done. Pack 'er up, lads. It's finished.
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It's Friday. I've finished work for the week. The chores are all done. I have nothing to do now until Sunday lunch with the in-laws. Plan to spend the next 36 hours doing nothing but this. 👇👇👇
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I'm getting flashbacks to my childhood with my little sister.
«He tried to explain as clearly as possible»
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Jesus tapdancing Christ. They scream too?!!? That's my day (life?) ruined.
Fun fact. Camel spiders scream when they are feeling threatened
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To all the companies who put stickers on their products. Put peelable stickers on your products. Thank you, From everyone in the known universe.
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