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L❤️ Claminology major 🎓

Joined June 2012
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Me the day after saying I’m never drinking again
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Me to Bosnia-Herzegovina right now despite multiple consecutive decades of not caring about soccer:
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Walking to HR having no idea I’m getting suspended
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Everything Happens For A Reason. Believe Nothing You Hear & Half Of What You See. Im A Raider. I’m Back. Run That Sh*t. 🦅🏴‍☠️
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Welcome to the Nation, 𝗖𝗼𝗮𝗰𝗵 🏴‍☠️ ℹ️ bit.ly/3ZLA3Zz
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Ryan Walker is so fucking dog shit he shouldn’t ever close out another fucking game for the giants
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This is so TOUGH🔥… Headlines is definitely an anthem… Word for Word 😬
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Me watching “Incoming Call” that’s about to turn into “Missed Call”
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Me watching “Incoming Call” that’s about to turn into “Missed Call”
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This heat is really reminding me to be a nicer person because I will not last a day in hell being this hot!
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And just like that, the weekend is over
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Proven. Period. @brockbowers17 is the first player to be named as the best at his position entering his second year.
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Me when the Raiders get their shit together.
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Look how quickly democrats dismiss their own hypocrisy.
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Some days I wake up feeling like 2007 Batista with the white turtleneck 🔥
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😂😂😂😂😂 yea this will sure get your point across attacking and fucking up somebody’s car fucking idiots what do you think will happen
🚨 JUST IN: “NO KINGS” Rioters ATTACKED a driver in Riverside, CA, so the the driver drove through the crowd to escape Now, they’re trying to hit the driver with a FELONY. NO! THIS IS SELF DEFENSE! If rioters are attempting to kiII your family, HIT THE GAS!
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