White people literally made this country so great that everyone from their shitty countries all over the world wanted to move here and now they are ruining it with their nonsense white guilt. I'm going to have to move back to India.

Ah, we're back to fighting over the classics, war and abortion. Life has resumed. #natureshealing

I finally got my wisdom teeth pulled today just to get out of the house

the one thing I have learned this year is that people really don't want to die

I think Keith Raniere may be my type of guy

#IndianMatchmaking #OLS monrok.tumblr.com/post/62428…

remember when covid wasn't people's ENTIRE PERSONALITY

it's been really depressing to see celebrities houses during this time like why is all your shit wayfair bro

there are too many Indians.

there is no such thing as a family vacation. if you are in a family, you are not on vacation

my favorite thing about France is that they call it COVID DIX-NEUF

at what point is getting your gray hair dyed more important than the lives of others tho

Question: how long after the virus can one use fear of the virus to get out of social engagements?

shout out to all the moms with full-time nannies - WELCOME TO MOTHERHOOD

this feels like a time-out for humanity

Although I do live in West Hollywood, I am shocked at how many men have become women. Every man at my gym, the men behind the counter at veggie grill - is every man really a woman? Is there no such thing as a man? Was the whole thing just a facade?

yoga is a fun thing to do if you like watching white people excel at something other than owning land and people

"You're Gay? You're Brown? You're GAY AND BROWN? That's soooo much more interesting than just being good at comedy." ~Hollywood

the great thing about being a mom over 35 in LA is that every other mom is also over 35 - "just one more pilot season, just one more pilot season, ok I give up."

if one more person introduces me on stage as "MOMROK" I swear to god...