28. My New Goal In Life Is To Teach My Niece About Everything I Love.

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A Canadian man who told voters he had no idea what he was doing won the city council election His campaign used messages like "Just trying to pay my rent" and "Let's see what happens?"
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#Wolves draft pick signs with Kansas yet Cade Tyson isn’t eligible?! This is dumb.
BREAKING: Minnesota Timberwolves draft pick Trey Kaufman-Renn has signed with Kansas, the school announced. on3.com/news/former-purdue-f…
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Tawang tawa pa din ako dito. Bat di kase tinahi muna. 🤣😭
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Jalen Hurts was told by doctors not to sleep after his initial diagnosis of a superficial blood clot while in London. Hurts stayed awake for roughly 36 hours before starting against the Jaguars. (per @TomPelissero)
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Actor Ron Pearlman wants to do a new Hellboy movie and give the original trilogy the final movie it deserves. "I’m 76 now, and if [Guillermo del Toro] comes to me and I’m 86, we’ll still do the motherf***er."
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Players With 60/50/90% Shooting Splits In The 2026-27 NBA Preseason (Min. 30 FGA) : • Jaden McDaniels
Most 60+ 3PT% Games In The Last 3 Seasons (RS + Playoffs) : 1. Jaden McDaniels — 62 2. Shai Gilgeous-Alexander — 60 3. Sam Hauser — 59 4. Nicolas Batum — 57 4. Rui Hachimura — 57 6. Nikola Jokic — 56 7. Luke Kennard — 54 7. Pascal Siakam — 54 7. Karl-Anthony Towns — 54 7. Cason Wallace — 54
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THIS MIGHT BE THE GREATEST SHOW OF ALL TIME
BACK TO BUSINESS. BACK TO ANDOR. SEASON TWO EPISODE THREE: “HARVEST”
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Ben Simmons posts a message on Instagram after suffering a torn Achilles:
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Niko Medved has $1 million of his NIL + revenue sharing budget set aside for Cade Tyson, per Charley Walters. That's roughly 14% of the Gophers' estimated $7 million roster budget, sitting unused while Tyson waits on the 10th Circuit. No wonder Medved went off on the NCAA Thursday night... minnesotasportsfan.com/gophe…
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Dallas Goedert got booty tickled 😭
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I’m so high in Jaden McDaniels going into this season. He has an KD like jumper you can’t guard. His preseason has been efficient. 💪
Bleacher Report ranked the best scorers in the NBA: 1. Shai Gilgeous-Alexander 2. Luka Doncic 3. Nikola Jokic 4. Giannis Antetokounmpo 5. Anthony Edwards 6. Jalen Brunson 7. Steph Curry 8. Victor Wembanyama 9. Donovan Mitchell 10. Tyrese Maxey SGA has a 16% chance on Kalshi to win MVP
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THIS IS THE GREATEST CELLY EVER: #JAGUARS RB BHAYSHUL TUTEN AND HIS TEAMMATES JUST CELEBRATED A TOUCHDOWN BY DOING THE ICONIC “TIP TOEING IN MY JORDANS” DANCE. THIS IS ABSOLUTELY HILARIOUS. 😭😭😭
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Stan Van Gundy on the addition of LaMelo Ball to the Timberwolves: “Most people are saying Minnesota is better, I just don’t see that at all…I think they’re a pretty solid sixth (seed) in my opinion” (via @ZachLowe_NBA)
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BAM x GIANNIS FUSION IS HERE!!! #Heat #dbz – at Yangcheon-gu, Republic of Korea
Giannis & Bam really hit the "fusion" 😂
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Hit the crowd with a tip of the hat Legend
Lost a ref to a non contact injury in London
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lapanta and carter just taking the piss out of the refs accent 😭
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Jokic gave Luka a titty twister 😭
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Gunner Stockton Heisman campaign
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JimPete has called Cody Williams Caleb Williams about four times this game. As a multiple John Randle instead of Julius Randle talker, I can relate.
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The whole internet rn
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