Mr Multum

That went about as well as expected.

If it was even vaguely allowable, all math classes would end before Memorial Day.

No danger of that.

I'm never looking at twitter again.

It seems I've got four extra phones this weekend.

I intensely dislike paperwork.

Why would anyone want to have a serious discussion of mathematical theory in Las Vegas? It's far too noisy.

It was worth a try.

What have I done to deserve this?

Or maybe I just need a new mirror.

Should I get contacts?

I need a haircut.

Although Twitter is suggesting that I might want to follow Teen Vogue. Someone's algorithms are broken.

I am clearly an old adult.

Today is a fine day to give pop quizzes and confiscate phones.

Interesting.

I certainly couldn't have been expected to teach with laryngitis.

It's one thing to be tortured, and another thing entirely to pay for the privilege.

These spiders and sheep are infuriating.

Sometimes it's hard to know whether to be flattered or insulted.