We realize recently that an unpayed intern recently got access to our account and favorited/reposted some explicit "fetish content."
As per our company guidelines, this has been corrected and said intern will be ejected into the void of space.
#Goobusart We at the Absurdist Response Complex are big fans of the 7 Stupid Sins, but we feel someone is missing.
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Our Shadow Monster thought he would make his metaphorical presence clear for our readers
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You can have any girl you want
But
She Has to be obssessed with puns:
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Death accompanies us all as we watch our days go by:
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As it turns out, some people are both!
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Replying to @AlarminglyBad
The Absurdist Response Complex Assures you, your new sleep paralysis demon is a poor conversationalist, to better allow you to sleep.
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Replying to @PervisTime
Don't worry, I'm sure your friends will be there to listen.
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Replying to @upandoutcomic
He's a little confused, I don't think he got the joke.
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Replying to @MrLovenstein
To be fair, these human guys are keepers. They're much better conversationalists than 5th Dimensional Primordials
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Replying to @MrLovenstein
Clearly he was being hounded by an identity eater posing as a mental health professional
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To be fair, there was a good reason to stay in bed:


















