@MK_Sorta

This Earth is as real as a Chinese fortune cookie/ In English with lottery numbers/ I'm finished

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Joined October 2014
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Ethan needs to call it a hard lesson learned, realize he’s on thin ice with Hila now, and move on. He will be sleeping on the couch for a while at minimum.
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@ggsarziOct 17
Your universe has no meaning to them. They will not try to understand. They will be tired, they will be cold, they will make a fire with your beautiful StarLadder StarSeries trophy
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@NartOutHereOct 17
Rioters have reportedly stolen Vitality's StarLadder StarSeries trophy during the looting of their gaming venue in France! What should have been a symbol of the team's success has now become part of the destruction Such a sad sight to see💔
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wendy gunk@splorg8Oct 15
average of 50 youtube shorts screenshots
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it was fun while it lasted
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I just bought a luxury penthouse in facefuck city
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@stylesseesOct 11
everyone doing well?
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@solisolsoliSep 27
Lost in the best seats · Richard Nadler
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@graveairSep 26
Chris Hansen tormented and ruined the lives of many mentally handicapped 21-25 year olds for “sexting” fake 16 year olds, I am on the side of Prince Robert Pattinson and the Hebraic director
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The Scythe Horseman
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hymn for low water
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During high school wrestling I was at such a low body fat percentage that I could only get a half chub but I would still jerk off but just half chubbed cause I was still horny and it did not feel good at all. I was basically raping myself
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@graveairAug 29
Philip K dick had a twin sister who died shortly after birth because his mother breastfed him more than her, this is probably why he did meth and wrote about computers with aids
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Eating a hot dog. Just got to the middle section, sometimes referred to as "the dog days of the hot dog"
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