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She must be asymptomatic
Schumer Humor@AmySchumerStan03 Sep 2020
🚨 | Amy Schumer has tested positive for FUNNY-19, according to TMZ.
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Underdog NBA
@UnderdogNBAMay 18
Kenny Atkinson on the Cavs' adjustments: "The tactical adjustment we made was avoiding [Ausar] Thompson. We were just like, if he's near the ball, throw it to someone else."
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I expect my lottery representative to cheer in the no back to back number 1 overall picks era once if we fall in the lottery during a risacher draft
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to align the incentives we need to have a group of designated red voters who’s job is to nuke all of the remaining society if red wins(and publicize this)
Tim Urban
@waitbutwhyApr 24
Everyone in the world has to take a private vote by pressing a red or blue button. If more than 50% of people press the blue button, everyone survives. If less than 50% of people press the blue button, only people who pressed the red button survive. Which button would you press?
42%Red
58%Blue
98,539 votes • Final results
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or actually a doomsday machine like Dr Strangelove automatically set to destruct based on the result
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rockets are completely dominating almost every aspect of the series but because the lakers are shooting 50% from 3 and they r shooting 30% folks r writing obituaries and ready to burn everything down. a lot of flaws in the roster but these results are mostly bad luck
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a team shooting 50% from 3 probably wins atleast 90% of the time and that’s mostly out of your control especially in 2 games. if the lakers were shooting their normal percentage folks would be declaring the entire roster untouchable
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the gift of prophecy tells me many comedians will do dramatic retellings of this that are much less funny then the original
johnny maga
@johnnymagaApr 14
Biden pulls a black guy at Syracuse University up to the podium, says he reminds him of Barack Obama: “Doesn’t he look like Barack?”
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“and then I saw him and I said wait a minute….” Everyone laughs
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Forced to switch to streameast to finish a playoff game cause prime had technical difficulties fascinating
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but have you considered what a play in birth means to the city
Bobby Karalla@bobbykarallaApr 8
An 8% chance at the number 1 pick is so much better than being a 10-seed who has to win two road games just to lose in the first round. If this passes, teams should (and will) do everything they can to avoid the play-in.
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I feel like pukka gonna get roided asf when he’s washed
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MKG retweeted
✨@24hxnMar 11
I was crying when the commentator said “Spo is taking Bam out out of respect for Kobe” and he kept him in 😭
Heat Central
@TheHeatCentralMar 11
Coach Spo on Bam's 83: "Once he got to 50, then we're thinking alright maybe he can get to 60 and when he got to 60, we might as well go for 70 and then I didn't dare even think about taking him out at that point. I didn't stop until once he got Kobe's"
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I lowkey wish bam had checked out when he tied it “bam and Kobe’s 81”would of been hilarious
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next time someone has 70 the commentary gonna be talking about “bams 83” bro
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Wilts 50.2 Kobe’s 35.4 Bam 18.9
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Idk how trades would work but the nba should just have a committee award the top 5-7 picks with oversight from the owners.
NBACentral
@TheDunkCentralFeb 12
There’s growing support for a potential rule that would freeze NBA draft lottery odds at a certain point in the season, meaning losses after that date wouldn’t affect lottery positioning, per @KevinOConnor The date could change each year and might not be revealed until after the season to discourage tanking.
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teams who haven’t gotten high picks recently and are talent starved would be first so last year I would of gone Nets Jazz Wizards Bulls Kings
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Drake is playing “fuck it Mack Hollins down there somewhere” ball this game is over
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u give the Texans offense 10 possessions against the Texans defense idk which unit scores more
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