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animal person, media expert, philanthrope and misanthrope, loves nature, science, arts, language, culture and diversity. all beings are equal. she/her

Köln, Deutschland
Joined June 2016
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And for one brief moment in time, the Internet was a wholesome place #chickswithdegrees 💪❤️
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So I accidentally just reposted a tweet while scrolling and half dropping the phone but I'm lucky and it's the truth 😂☠️
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sorry but your April fools jokes can't compete with reality 😬
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Besides all the terrible things in the world, there are also so astonishingly many kind people out there who spread positivity and love, trying to raise fine human beings, bring good to their communities and making the world a better place. Thanks to those 💐❤️
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It's pretty tough these days to stay positive. We walk open eyed into a fascist, ableist, inhumane and unlivable future. Insane.
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Fremdscham increase to uncontrollable levels. A literal 20 ppl demo across the street, some old ass boomers with speakers against the Ampel, ranting weird paroles and instructing ppl how to approach and persuade DE fans in the city. Holy moly 😵‍💫
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So, where are the smart and motivated business people starting to provide safe and enjoyable places for the covid conscious people? I'm waiting.. Bring it on! 😭
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Is there a word better than Vorfreude for the feeling when you can't wait until someone opens their gift from you? It's much better than receiving gifts yourself. Gosh I love it.
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a small collection of why we love british humor 😂
Bristol Airport unveiled a new ‘multi-faith area’ and flew into a storm of mockery – 17 favourite jokes thepoke.com/2023/11/23/brist…
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Don't wanna sound like a nut job, but institutions actively scrapping public available C19 related data or stopping to measure related KPIs, while scientists reveal more data each day proving long lasting effects and how dangerous it is somehow feels pretty end time crazy to me
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Each day I'm in contact with people all across the globe, and it's filled with respect, cooperation, friendly encounters working towards common goals, with a focus on solution finding. Everyone could use some of this, not only in buisness I'm afraid.
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humanity is such a shit show 😔 getting worse each day
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Moving Places, even with "professional" help = my personal nightmare 💩
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Yeah sure I just accidentally deleted a 3 tweets long post because I wanted to get rid of an double posted picture with alt text in the last one. This app is utter trash eh. Can't wait for a BS invite
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Last night someone set our paper trash can on fire. gladly a nighbour already called the @Feuerwehr_Koeln when we woke up from the indoor (!) firealarms, they were already close by. all windows were open due to the heat at night, our apartments full of smoke. couldn't leave 1/2
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the house b/c flames were at the exist but quickly extinguished, while we waited in the backyard with the others. Firefighters checked all apartments and removed the smoke and we could go back in. Big thanks, esp. to the neighbour calling them!!! big scare, esp. for the kids
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I'm usually very friendly with any delivery guy, they work hard under a lot of pressure for a low income.But that just now.. was just idk what to say. Guy ringing at 8:30 just dropping "delivery" refusing to tell a name for whom, pushing me angrily to open the door... to just 1/2
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drop another angry "well then bye" and cancelling the order. Guy.. can't you imagine just for 1 second that a woman won't open the door to any stranger without legitimate cause? I didn't know my partner was expecting something.. why you think I'm asking for a name?! 2/2
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i dislike the "protest vote" narrative, it implies "it's going to solve itself when people accomodate to the situation" and is a lame excuse for non action. face it: people are no longer afraid to openly come out as far right. start acting!
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we definetly need to set a strong course against fascism NOW, all of us. people need to understand that fascism won't solve the problems we are facing now and even worsen the problems we are going to face soon!
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Deadloch seems fun, thanks for the tip @sheisemerging 😂👍 At the second episode now 🍿
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I recently (secretly) took a picture of a stranger in a train, who creeped me out by staring at me weirdly. Ya know.. just in case I get murdered on my way home there'd be at least a cue left behind. Just found that pic again and deleted it... 😑
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