ngl I kinda forgot this app existed. Is this where we’re going back to? Have we gone full circle? It’s like going back to your hometown except now (you’ve finally realized) it’s full of nazis.

I'd really, really appreciate it if @UPS would get its shit together. This is the THIRD delivery where the live map has shown your driver literally at my house and driving miles away. This goes on for HOURS, each delivery. This is RIDICULOUS.

I'm replacing the control arm bushings on my car today and it's recommended to keep them in the freezer so they compress and are easier to insert. Bad news: forgot that step and left them in the car overnight. Good news: It's 15F this morning. Colorado: "Better Than A Freezer"

I could order a slushee from there, they’d walk out with a single corn dog and I’d just sit there like, “ahh excellent, I was so parched”

Sonic is the only fast food place that is both consistent in food quality and also consistent in fucking up my order each and every time. And I’m consistently too lazy to ask them to fix it. I’m saving the company thousands per year lol

The Springs was down to 1°F today! Though I adore the cold, I hate cold ears. Big up to @cprwarner for my very own Colorado Public Radio (@CPRNews) beanie! 🤙🏼

WTF, Pueblo?! I thought y'all were supposed to be chill and laid back and at least a little progressive. This is revolting.

A coup of what, Bobo? The only Oval Office that Trump sits in is the seat of his royal golden toilet. Coup d'twat. #LaurenBoebertIsSoDumb

If anyone needs me, I'll be over here enjoying my ETH that I didn't sign over to some ScumBank2.0 like Celsius. The whole point of crypto is de-fucking-centralization. Quit signing over your part of a blockchain.

Someone needs to invent a car that runs on Costco hotdogs.

Yall this Starbucks is literally playing that fucking funeral meme techno song lol

Did I just spend 3 hours writing a Python script to scrape every Animal Crossing hourly track from the series off the Internet so I can play them on repeat? Mebs.