Not much of anything really… I collect little shimmery bits of cardboard that make me feel more important than I actually am.
Joined April 2009
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Never thought losing someone could be so painful yet it’s been 7 months and I still shed a tear thinking about you everyday.
To the chick in front of me during “Stay Together For The Kids” I see you, your tears, your hurt. Nothing can be unwritten but you still have the power to write the future. The biggest of love to you queen. ❤️❤️❤️
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What are the rules for crying? Like, if the tears didn’t fall, what is that considered? A cry or not a cry. Just trying to keep a tally on how many times this new @BYAMAUS track has got me so far.
75%A cry
25%Not a cry
28 votes • Final results
Due to my metabolism I will likely never be plump enough to float in the ocean like a Sea Otter and that makes me sad.
Have you ever focussed so hard on not forgetting them name of the person you just met that you forgot the name of the friend you were introducing them to?
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Pre-Order a physical copy (until December 21st). Now shipping worldwide.
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My Spotify wrapped reads “Oh wow, you’re a glutton for emotional punishment. I hope you’re fucking proud of yourself, loser.”
Cigarettes are fucked. You can be 2 cars down at the traffic lights and still smell the stinky cunt.
Who here needs to know about the new @realfriendsband track. I will gladly brief you. 10/10
