@MJC439

Stand by me, my apprentice 📡 BHAFC fan and unrelentingly miserable arsehole. Worthing FC 🐟

 Worthing, England
Joined May 2010
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Imagine if someone told you that by the middle of October, this goal would have absolutely 0 chance of being voted our Goal Of The Season 😂😂😂
Sky Sports Premier League
@SkySportsPLOct 2
Lewis Dunk wins the Guinness Goal of the Month for his screamer against Coventry! 🤩🏆

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Dunk Goal of the Month!

Lewis Dunk wins the Guinness Goal of the Month for his screamer against Coventry! 🤩🏆

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Liste@endliste18h
Just found out about recency bias. Maybe the most important bias ever
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There is a debate to be had about our fans chanting about Cantona, I can understand why Palace fans find it insensitive. But do you know how THICK you have to be to try and use it to point score and then say the person who did it died because of it in the replies? 😂😂😂
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The only thing funnier that Spurs selling us Luka Vuskovic is seeing Spurs fans still trying to claim it wasn’t a mistake. After a few games I thought he had the potential to be one of the best CB’s in the world. I was wrong. He already is.
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Canvot not getting booked for those two fouls is like when that mentally challenged guy threw a child in the crocodile enclosure and they let him out on bail. A decision made entirely on compassionate terms due to an obvious, severe learning difficulty.
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wilf@wilfhmyOct 10
Took the Hull City chant a bit too literally
SK 💃🏾🕺
@RimmesfkOct 10
A man has jumped into a tiger enclosure at The Yorkshire Wildlife park! No reports yet, as to whether he survived or not, apart from gun shots were fired & the park has been closed with heavy police & ambulance presence 🤦🏾‍♀️ I don’t even want to ask, how or why? #YWLP
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If you dare recall Adjetey-Brew I will do some serious damage to you @QPR
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Simon Cowell at 19 vs him now at 66... this man does not age! 🤯 He looks absolutely mouth watering.
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kat@_catfightSep 25
Cuando compras celu nuevo y empezas a probar los ringtones
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Eugene@eugeneh84Sep 25
Enzo Maresca get ready to learn the northern towns just off A roads, buddy
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“I happily stood by and watched my daughter get groomed so Bournemouth players should be able to do the same” might be the weirdest justification I’ve ever seen on this app.
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Replying to @MJC439
“You’re getting wiped by your owner”
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Just seen a bloke wiping a dogs arse in the middle of the street and it’s absolutely blown my mind.
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Yes but what about palace ffs
The xG Philosophy
@xGPhilosophySep 23
Best attacks this season (most xG created): 🥇 Brighton - 11.76(xG) 🥈 Man City - 11.33(xG) 🥉 Brentford - 11.16(xG)
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Your toddler as soon as a disabled person gets on the bus
uk politics reaction video@ukpolreactSep 22
rory stewart turning to intensely stare at ailbhe rea bbc newsnight
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Friend: (Showing me Not Like Us) What do you think? Me: This beat is dopelicious Friend: What about the pedophile bar? Me: They should shut that place down
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They crucified Jesus and worshipped false idols. I know how he felt.
Mark Everson@MarkAEversonSep 22
Replying to @HanzOne
Shit chant then, shit chant now. 🤷‍♂️
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Maybe this is the perfect time to tweet the incredible stuff in my drafts. Is the world ready for “Happy Hippo but it’s tall and called a Joyful Jirrafe”?
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This is like if you invested in bitcoin in 2013, and then someone robbed you and benefitted from it instead of you.
Matt@MJC4399 Feb 2019
#BHAFC fans, we might have lost but I have a new catchy song. Honest opinions wanted. Think it would look good with the whole north stand joining in
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