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Kaulig third car in Cup because why the hell not at this point… #NASCAR – at Salisbury, MD
This has that exhausting “endorsement of some bullshit edible or vape product incoming” all over it. – at Maryland, USA
Here’s a question for you: does Josh Williams HAVE to win a race in xfinity next year? What’s the benchmark to success with this opportunity as you see it? Would grooving into the playoffs be enough? #NASCAR
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So is broadcast legend Ken Squier being the announcer in a cheesy 80s BMX movie a known thing? Am I last to the party on this? Rad - 1986.
Credit to @iblamethedingos with the intel. #NASCAR
Sidebar question to my second thought here: was Benny Parsons the first driver commentator that could “talk your ear off” (lovingly) in NASCAR?
Buddy Baker usually kept it short, Richard Petty wasn’t really an on the fly speaker…hmmm. Thoughts? #NASCAR – at Salisbury, MD
For me, Ken Squier was that “first” voice of the season as CBS had the Daytona 500 for most of my childhood.
His narrative style worked really well back when color commentator drivers were mostly “men of few words” and it welcomed millions new to stock car racing. RIP #NASCAR
For me, Ken Squier was that “first” voice of the season as CBS had the Daytona 500 for most of my childhood.
His narrative style worked really well back when color commentator drivers were mostly “men of few words” and it welcomed millions new to stock car racing. RIP #NASCAR – at Salisbury, MD
Tough break for the Browns, but they were at least smart going into this year. They signed a kid at QB with some experience back in March. I hear he’s really smart and agile to boot.
So long as they didn’t trade him away or something stupid like that… – at Maryland, USA
Penske and IndyCar still deserve the grief for going along with an exclusive license for IndyCar. Someone involved should have known better. #IndyCar – at Salisbury, MD
IndyCar Terminates Agreement With Motorsport Games - @InsiderGamingIG insider-gaming.com/indycar-t…
You follow NASCAR industry accounts for information and analysis.
I follow NASCAR industry accounts for the bot-babes in the hidden replies.
We are not the same. – at Maryland, USA
I’m sorry but it’s over for y’all on iRacing now. I’m unlocking the secrets as written by Benny Parsons in 1973. #NASCAR
I think Kaulig is just gunning for “weirdest NASCAR driver roster” of all time honors at this point. #NASCAR – at Maryland, USA
Watching a race from 1981 where everyone is complaining about the new cars, complaining about material laid down on the pavement, and complaining about how NASCAR is handling the weather.
The only thing that’s different from today are the boss hairstyles and collars. #NASCAR
Talking about 1980 Cup champion Dale Earnhardt in this clip you can tell the late Bob Jenkins has a sheet on the drivers, and for some reason it includes marital status…
Dale is single, ladies. #NASCAR – at Maryland, USA
“Dick Jauron isn’t getting fired because the only one that can fire Dick Jauron is Dick Jauron and Dick Jauron isn’t gonna be firing Dick Jauron.” -Dick Jauron
That’s the extent of my Bills jokes from that era. #NFL
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I used to talk a lot of shit about football on this app but now when we all get red in the face about how John Hunter Nemechek fucked up a restart in June or whatever…I just don’t have it in me now 😂 #NASCAR – at Salisbury, MD
Demar Hamlin making a tackle on Monday Night Football a year after pretty much dying on Monday Night Football is fucking incredible. #NFL – at Salisbury, MD