All hat no brakes

Fairhope, AL
Joined November 2013
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Diego Gomez will score first but #USMNT will level and the game will end in a draw
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Replying to @Cubs
Dansby Swanson Rush Chair, he’s damn glad to meet you
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Replying to @OldNumberr7
It’s ok to admit you’re wrong. Actually it’s quite liberating.
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I will be playing solo acoustic tonight at the Hope Farm in Fairhope, AL from 5-8PM
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Replying to @wareagleblonde
Is he duct taped to the frame? I need to know more about this guy !
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Replying to @thegregwingo
I can dig it. Saka and Smith-Rowe are outstanding. I got into EPL in February this year and I like Brighton
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Petty For Your Thoughts America’s *premiere Tom Petty tribute band Taking the stage Saturday, July 16, 3:30-5:30pm at @FairhopeBrewing’s Mardi Gras In July !!! *that has never rehearsed together
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You ever fart in your car on a hot summer day 10 seconds before you hop out, run in the store real quick, buy a snack & a drink, shoot the bull with some folks u know, go back to get in your car and it’s gone because someone stole it?
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I’m thinking about starting a food challenge vlog where I do food challenges at restaurants and inevitably give up 1/5 of the way through, pay, and leave
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Lloyd, FL Shell gas station - off the rack - $4.99
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Replying to @ProfessorTwitty
This Division 2 college football coach has 12 kids and makes 1/25th the salary of Lane Kiffin. To make ends meet, his wife is currently on a book tour.
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i drive a dodge stratus
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The new Peavey LN1263 is looking good!! Gig-ready at The Lady May in Ocean Springs @Peavey
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Replying to @FairhopeBrewing
@FairhopeBrewing move over Mickey Mouse make way for Professor Pelican
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Replying to @OldNumberr7 @jlat13
She’s 100% wrong. She isn’t tweeting in 1850. This is the equivalent of a child saying she hates her parents because they won’t buy her a pack of M&Ms at the grocery store. And to whom will you be returning any land you own?
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Hey look it’s a baby
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Replying to @OldNumberr7
McGriff hasn’t aged at all
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I’m sitting in a puddle of margarita in a $9 Ozark trail soccer-mom chair in a crowded park waiting on a theater production of Wizard of Oz bc I put the full yeti cup in the cup holder that isn’t fit for an 8 ounce can and it tumped right in my crotch, how’s your Sunday going?
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2021 52 Weeks of Originals #11 “Me and Katrina” youtu.be/32OWVh3HQYs
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