' BETTER SCRAMBLE LIKE AN EGG BEFORE YOU GET FOLDED LIKE AN OMELETTE. '
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โI love your boyfriendโs costume, Garbodor is a neat pokรฉmon! Wait what? The partyโs not till tomorrow you said?โ
โCan officer Jenny and Looker do their jobs please?โ
Stressing Pokรฉmon news! Interpol Officer Looker, @ARealLooker, was spotted with Champion of Kanto and Johto, Kris, @PokemonKristal, and Champion of Sinnoh, Dawn, @DawnOverSinnoh. Kris posted last night she was asked to be Looker's security in Sinnoh for his upcoming announcement.
โCanโt stop scrolling on Joktiktok so I keep microwaving my spaghetti over and over again. Surely it wonโt explode.โ
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ใ WE WERE THIS CLOSE TO HAVING A CLEAN RECORD, @UprootedDesire! THIS CLOSE! ใ
Dual Champion of Kanto and Johto, Kris, offers kind words to donors in honor of the Oceanic Museum, but no cash to sway the bets either way!
The winner is Schoolboy Arven KAA @PeskyBuddy who has announced he is turning the date into a chaperone for his school's prom instead!
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In the heart of Castelia City, high above the roar of evening traffic and the dull hum of neon lights, Touko stood by the iron railing of the pier. The bay wind was biting and sharp, smelling of salt, oil, and wet asphalt. She shifted uncomfortably , a cold, sickeningโ
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your man could smell like. Whatโs in your hand, back at me. I have it, itโs a cloyster with two tickets to that thing you love. Look again, the tickets are now the Adamant Orb. Anything is possible when your man smells like Old Spice and not a chud. Iโm on a Rapidash.โ
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โHello, ladies, look at your man, now back to me, now back at your man, now back to me. Sadly, he isnโt me, but if he stopped using chud scented body wash and switched to Old Spice, he could smell like heโs me. Look down, back up, where are you? Youโre on a yacht with the man