@MIP__3

Humor, sports, & politics. UMaine Alum. Hot sauce aficionado. Fan of Thursday Night Football. Wannabe cinephile. Card carrying, GIF-using millennial. #NYY fan.

Joined October 2012
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in america you will be mocked if you only spend money that is actually in your bank account
Mariam@GaismairOct 18
You use a debit card at 31 years old
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Starting quarterback the last time the Chargers started a season 0-6 (in 2000).
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Josh FREAKing Allen
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Every college acts like the #MoBamba song is theirs
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It’s about 50 degrees in Boston and I am out in just a tshirt and jeans. A couple from Texas comes up to concerned and asks if I am from around here. I tell them I am from Maine and they nod their heads lol
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Please Jesus. After an SEC championship for Georgia, this is my one wish for 2026.
Polymarket
@PolymarketOct 16
BREAKING: Laura Loomer officially offers to take over as as Trump's next White House Press Secretary.
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Thank goodness the only places that have this show on are bars and airports with the sound off
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Aaron Boone doesn’t believe things like this can happen
Curt Hogg@CyrtHoggOct 16
Better yet, Garrett Mitchell has 2 regular-season homers against a lefty in his career. He has two in his last three at-bats against lefties this series.
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COLOR-ON-COLOR UNIFORM NIRVANA. COMPLETE WITH SCOREBUG NIRVANA.
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Words cannot describe how beautiful the Seattle🔵🟢 and Denver🟠⚪️ unis are against each other
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I thought Obsession was overrated… Backrooms absolutely sucks
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DJ Rocket?
The Boston Globe
@BostonGlobeOct 14
Roger Clemens is on the cover of this week’s Globe Magazine. Shunned by the Hall of Fame, Clemens — a grandpa, DJ, and philanthropist — is seeking a new chapter at 64. Read the story here: trib.al/jt2D12k
Portrait of Roger Clemens on the cover of Globe Magazine. Text on the card reads: “Shunned by the Hall of Fame, Roger Clemens — grandpa, DJ, philanthropist — is seeking a new chapter at 64.”

ALT Portrait of Roger Clemens on the cover of Globe Magazine. Text on the card reads: “Shunned by the Hall of Fame, Roger Clemens — grandpa, DJ, philanthropist — is seeking a new chapter at 64.”

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This map ranks U.S. counties by quality of life for families using 108 indicators, including crime rates, schools, housing affordability, child care costs, health care, jobs, air quality, and other risks. How does your county compare?
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Jared Goff is the NFL's passing leader this year and hasn't turned the ball over yet, but he played bad in a Super Bowl for a different team 8 years ago so we are all required to hate him forever
Mob
@MobHoopsOct 12
“Jared Goff for sure isn’t helping them out” yo we need to stop just letting anyone on TV bro these dudes don’t watch the games man
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theyre both sandwiches. a burger is not defined by the bun its defined by the fucking burger. do you people not know what a burger is?? stupid question
Spicy@SpicyThylacineOct 9
Which one's a chicken burger and which one's a chicken sandwich? They can't both be sandwiches
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Long-time Mike Evans truther #FirstBallot #HOF
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Is London Humphreys the new Ladd McConkey? I don’t follow CFB much these days
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I’ve never been to Louisiana, but I pray this is false.
Terrible Maps
@TerribleMapsOct 10
The most popular fried chicken chain in each U.S. state
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Just like in the pros. The dude owns Pittsburgh football.
ProFootballTalk
@ProFootballTalkOct 10
Bill Belichick gets his biggest college win as North Carolina upsets Pitt. nbcsports.com/nfl/profootbal…

Bill Belichick gets his biggest college win as North Carolina upsets Pitt

Bill Belichick's North Carolina Tar Heels have finally beaten a ranked opponent.

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This is the most impressive thing I’ve ever seen a Europoor do
The Figen
@TheFigen_Oct 9
The queen of beers.
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