Where did everybody go? You really left me here with only @phad for company?

Thanks for the 280 @jack

Favorite cheeses: Cheddar, Muenster, Swiss, Provalone, Mozzarella, Parmesan, Feta, Camembert, Monterey Jack, Brie, Gouda, Manchego, Asiago, Mascarpone, Blue, Gorgonzola, Gruyère, Limburger (not Limbaugh), Colby, Roquefort, American (not really cheese), Edam, Fontina, Ricotta

Hey! That’s my move! xitter.cf/DNAinfoNY/status/87579…

Hey @phad you may have caught a mouse, but it wasn’t me. You’ll never catch me.

They’ll never know it was me who turned the freezer off. Made ‘em spend $70 for a repair visit. LOLZ!!! /me eats cheese they tried to pitch

I’ve been told I’m being considered for Secretary of Cheese by the Trump Administration. Not a fan of the man, but this is tempting.

Can someone grant me access to Flowdock? I understand @lorimackson is telling cheese jokes.

Nobody brought me cheese xitter.cf/TheAmyRios/status/6942…

And yes, before you ask, @realDonaldTrump is a Sith Lord.

The Force is strong in my friends. I have it. @adamlogic has it. @MalloryBartz has it. @leon has it. But, @mattdarby & @phad do not have it.

Will be checking out @searls new test double lib at Hack Night this week. I’m gonna use it to mock @realDonaldTrump. eventbrite.com/e/december-ha…

I’ve just been told that I’m on the JV stage at the republican debate tonight. RAGE! I’m better than Trump!

@diiq - No mouse on your new web site? I’m hurt.

It should be noted that @MalloryBartz is smart, refined, and correct in her view of the Oxford comma.

Hey @MalloryBartz, what time am I scheduled for my photo shoot?

With all the rain we’ve had of late, I feel like a drowned rat.

I saw them put brie (rhymes with “me”) in the fridge. Working on building a rope and pulley system to reach the door.

The best part about joining @mutuallyhuman is the new team lunch plan.

Looking forward to swapping Paris travel stories with @diiq today. I trust he found the cheese selection there as overwhelming as I did.