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“If a lobster is a fish because it moves by jumping, then a kangaroo is a bird.” - Admiral Paulo de Castro Moreira da Silva
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Joined August 2015
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Marshall retweeted
There is a Bank of America location going up in the old Superior Grill location on HWY 280. They are going to be shocked when all the divorced and cheating Greystone bros come in hitting on the tellers. – at Chelsea, AL
Marshall retweeted
On the heels of Lane Kiffin's return to Oxford, we look back at another emotional coaching return in 2008 ...
Nick Saban's return to LSU, but this time, as head coach of Alabama 🐘
Marshall retweeted
Just randomly remembered this one fan-made custom Lord of the Rings scenario for Civilization II that was a brilliant application of game mechanics for a use they'd never been intended for
A few reminders of Civ II game mechanics, in case you've forgotten or never played it:
Marshall retweeted
Liam Öhgren brought this up to me today when I was talking to various #Canucks about their off-ice hobbies. Yes, that's really him beating guys in NHL 27 with a 99 OVR Öhgren. dailyhive.com/vancouver/poke…
Marshall retweeted
there's nothing more heartbreaking or plaintive than locking eyes with a dad who is being rushed out of the Smithsonian National Air and Space Museum by his hideous ungrateful family because its 4:30 pm in august and they want to go back to the holiday inn.
Marshall retweeted
Wonderfully crazy WW2 story. In 1942, an air ministry engineer approached British Special Forces. He has invented - at home - an extremely well-silenced rifle. His special design means working the bolt of the rifle to load a round is louder than *firing it*.
Marshall retweeted
She looks like she’s about to race some fans at a Braves game
👀 Keely Hodgkinson has a NEW Nike speed suit.
The Olympic champion and Nike spent six months developing a one-of-one kit specifically for her 800m.
▪️ Full-length, hooded + open-backed
▪️ 3D-printed aerodynamic vortex generators
▪️ Custom fit built around her stride
▪️ Openings for her sunglasses + ponytail
She’ll debut it tonight in London for her final race of 2026.
Read more here: citiusmag.com/articles/keely…
Marshall retweeted
We live in a world where a Man was doubled by 2 defenders.. had Kevin Durant & LeBron James wide open.. and shot it anyway.
Marshall retweeted
Es sin lugar a dudas el Premio Puskas 2026. Está fuera de discusión. No insistan. No se aceptan otras ideas.
