jonah retweeted
https://xitter.cf/t.co/eAUZ0rDouq Horse and eel porn is still allowed
π¬π§ UK porn ban starts tomorrow (6 Nov 2026)
From Friday, possessing or publishing certain types of pornography becomes a criminal offence in England and Wales under the Crime and Policing Act 2026.
Banned content includes:
β’ Strangulation or suffocation
β’ Penetrative sex between people who appear related (or are pretending to be related, including some step/foster scenarios)
β’ Adults role-playing as children under 16
Penalties:
β’ Up to 2 years for possession of strangulation or βrelativeβ content
β’ Up to 3 years for the under-16 role-play material
β’ Up to 5 years for publishing any of it
jonah retweeted
The vote was rigged. Just really clear examples of fraud, especially coming from the South. I mean Texas? Mississippi? Are you serious?
That's the only explanation I can come up with for why a one loss Notre Dame team is #11.
jonah retweeted
This is the strongest rebuke of MAGA weβve seen in Washington since the Kuzma trade
jonah retweeted
Iβve committed voter fraud and iβd like to turn myself in.
I am an illegal immigrant and voted Democrat multiple times using fake identities.
My name is Artem βr1nkleβ Moroz and I play for G2 Esports.
jonah retweeted
We putting trump in a full nelson and blasting his asshole wide open with our BWCs fuck you
jonah retweeted
Still gonna need that 8k you promised us, washed up orange nigger @realDonaldTrump
jonah retweeted
Breaking: ESPN and the United States Senate are close to reaching an agreement to EXPAND the US Senate to 132 seats including a new βFirst Eightβ play-in bracket. ESPN will get exclusive broadcast rights to the new election races.
Pat McAfee is expected to headline the election night coverage.
