$MFD

I should call her.

This llama at the @houstonzoo after checking her phone and it's just more political text messages.

Punisher: War Zone. Parkour scene. youtube.com/watch?v=YF28ceFJ…

Topo Chico back on shelves!

Aggies

Happy @SaintArnold Pumpkinator Day to all who celebrate!

1. This game trailer for @playtankrat is sick. 2. Whoever @_alphachannel found to read Tyger, Tyger like an Orsen Welles radio broadcast is a mad genius who should release poetry collections in this style. youtube.com/watch?v=RtZDfIqx…

Always loved their B-Side from the Heavy Metal 2000 soundtrack. Hit teenaged me just right. youtu.be/Aw40kPhKJlw?is=NYdC…

5pm Friday beer.

Cilantro? From my cold, dead hands. Buccees restrooms will provide.

"This next one is called 'Emergency Stop at the Tomball H-E-B to Poop'"

Makes me think of Brainasium.

This is one of the single, funniest lines in animation history. "The 1990s." #XMen97

I'm going back to save @SaintArnold Texas Wheat and Brown Ale.