Professional photographer and life lover - interested in everything. Portrait of Britain 2020 winner.
Bexley - UK
Joined April 2009
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I am delighted to annouce that my image "Mother and Daughter. Waiting Room" has been shortlisted in the 2023 @bjp1854 Portrait of Britain Award, and will feature in Portrait of Britain Vol 5 published today by @hoxtonminipress
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"We said, 'you can do whatever you want to Russia, don't hit the refineries', because that's a world problem that's caused,"…
And yet… Iran?
@realDonaldTrump do you find being a monumental imbecile comes easily, or do you have to work at it?
Which halfwit @thameswater has decided to close or dig up so many roads in the Sidcup/Bexley/Wilmington area that getting almost anywhere is impossible?
Never in the history of human affairs has someone in a position of authority been so monumentally lacking in self-awareness. @realDonaldTrump you are cretin, and a repulsive loathsome one at that.
What kind of moronic tosspot are you @realDonaldTrump that you feel compelled to use President Obama’s full name every time you mention him?
I have found Markus Kessler’s email address and contacted him directly. Unsurprisingly I get an automatic reply stating that he’s currently unavailable to respond.
At least that reply was delivered promptly, unlike any package sent through @ups to me over the last 15 years
Once again @UPS has failed to deliver. I’m on the website and the question I’m asked is “What would you like to change about your delivery?”
Sadly, “the courier company” is not one of the options.
#upsiscrap
Please explain @realDonaldTrump how you “decimate a bridge”?
Do you actually know what decimate means?
Just filled up my car for the first time in ten days. Fuel is 40 pence a litre more than it was then. Fuck you @realDonaldTrump . Think you should change your @x handle to realpieceofshit #tosser
Just to be clear @realDonaldTrump #NATO exists to aid the defence of allies who have been attacked, not to aid allies attacking others. So with respect to your suggestion that there will be consequences for “allies” not helping you now - but zero respect to you - fuck off.
I’ve a suggestion for you Kier Starmer - since Trump is transactional, tell him it’s going to cost him $1 billion a week per ship. Then add: “a couple of weeks ago we’d have done it for friendship, but you’re no Roosevelt.”
Michael Cockerham retweeted
American service members are dead and you think this is all some big fucking joke. Was it the hole in one, the slam dunk, or home run that killed those Iranian children? Disgusting.
This decision of yours @realDonaldTrump will be the one which is etched largest on whatever monstrosity passes for your tomb. The sad thing is that it will lead to
What you have done today is a quite breathtaking act of malign idiocy and self harm. If the USA is a crisis liner and you’re the captain, you’ve just told your crew to jettison all the lifeboats while you head directly into the storm. #utterdickhead
Trump Administration Erases the Government’s Power to Fight Climate Change nytimes.com/2026/02/12/clima… via @NYTimes
I’m not sure whether anyone has told @realDonaldTrump to fuck off, but just in case they haven’t: to your face, Donald, fuck off.