A 20 year old comedy club in the middle of everywhere. Big city comedy at small town prices. Ohio native #bengals #cincinnatireds #udflyers #wrightstate

Mason City, IL
Joined March 2009
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This is what AI was invented for Mormons vs Catholics:
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🚨 JUST NOW: Jeff Bezos’ New Glenn rocket has EXPLODED into a MASSIVE fireball on the launchpad at Cape Canaveral in Florida It literally looks like a NUCLEAR BOMB went off. @ElonMusk responded: “Most unfortunate. Rockets are hard.” Insane to watch.
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Nate Bargatze says a laugh can be found almost anywhere in the U.S., on nearly any topic out there. "When done right, American comedy shines light into dark places in a digestible way," he said.
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Snow will dominate the region later today through much of Sunday. Quieter weather is forecast for early next week, though temperatures will remain quite cold.
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Multiple rounds of showers and thunderstorms will lift across central and southeast Illinois through Sunday morning. This will be the most significant rainfall in over 10 weeks for many of us. #ILwx
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Pat Kelly is always great at these call up videos. Love that guy. Sal Stewart gets his call (text) to the show!
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you can fly for free if you’re invisible
Would you rather have the ability to fly or be invisible?
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for me it was algebra
“Those who do not learn history are doomed to repeat it.” — George Santayana
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I’ve been warning everyone about this for I don’t know how long
On July 2, 2025, we’ll hit the exact midpoint of the year. And from that day forward, 2050 will be closer in time than the year 2000.
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When you hear more truth from comedians than from your government or news.
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it’s impossible to overstate the importance of this discovery to the field of punning
Today marks 244 years since Uranus was discovered by William Herschel.
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At this point, it seems everyone was receiving taxpayer money, except for the taxpayers.
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This motherfucker pardoned Fauci and YouTube will label my video COVID misinformation for even discussing it.
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If you want to watch an evil spell break in real life…this is it. The undermining of dissenting academic colleagues by soulless careerists and institutions is the scourge of the Academy in our time. I’ve never seen anything even remotely like this in my entire life. Not once.
I am honored and humbled by President @realDonaldTrump's nomination of me to be the next @NIH director. We will reform American scientific institutions so that they are worthy of trust again and will deploy the fruits of excellent science to make America healthy again!
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Can I interest you in a career in stand-up comedy?
I like days where I can just lay in bed and watch shows and sleep on and off all day 😂😂😂
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CNN is apparently serious about cutting back. They just fired me, and I don’t even work for them.
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If your support for eliminating the filibuster evaporates the second you are no longer in power, then you…don’t support eliminating the filibuster. A principle is not a principle if you discard it the moment it becomes politically inconvenient. C’mon.
Replying to @jbendery
Q: How do you square your support for axing the filibuster when it will now likely be what protects some of Biden's key investments? Jayapal: "Am I championing getting rid of the filibuster now when the [GOP] has the trifecta? No. But had we had the trifecta, I would have been."
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No matter who you voted for, can we come together now as one country and get back to disliking each other on an individual basis?
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