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words are hard #gopack #thumbsup

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If you do what you love you’ll never work a day in your life
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to stack funds you gotta miss fun... read it again
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A ship in the harbor is safe but, that’s not what ships are made for
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Speed limit signs are just suggestions
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Y’all heard that new pooh shiesty?
Smithfield’s is trash
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My fav things about the winter is duck season and the beer stays cold without a cooler
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Billy for president!
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It’s days like these that make me wanna go buy another bike
Ron White for president
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Idc if it’s me and 3 people or me and 30 people I will still be having a fat thanksgiving meal
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Malcolm retweeted
At least during the 1918 pandemic they had cocaine in their soda
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People say “forgive but don’t forget” Well in order for me to forgive I’m gon have to forget cuz as long as i remember what you did, ain’t no forgiving
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Can we bring the work “fugly” back?
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Yeah I mean if I lived at my parents house w no bills I could prob buy a brand new car too🤷🏽
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People that try to make their Honda civics look like race cars <<<<
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Honestly fuck @Apple products, I’m switching to @Android. I got a 32gb iPad and iPhone XR for sale HMU
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a wise nigga once said:
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