Adult cornstar Mia Malkova reveals what happened when she slept with her childhood celebrity crush "When was the first time you were massively let down by a famous celebrity in bed?" "I won’t say his name, but there was a huge Hollywood actor I was completely obsessed with growing up, I masturbated to him for years!" "YES! He was in my top 5 celebrity crushes! One day I noticed he followed my verified Twitter, we started talking in the DMs, and he invited me over to hook up!" "WHAT HAPPENED WHEN YOU FINALLY GOT INTO BED WITH HIM?!" "He was so incredibly shy and nervous around me that he literally could NOT get it up at all! Nothing happened!" "HE COULDN'T GET IT UP WITH MIA MALKOVA?!" "NO! He was totally exhausted and paralyzed with performance anxiety! Normal guys watch so much hardcore adult content that when they finally get with an adult star, they panic thinking they have to perform like a 12-inch machine!" "DID HE TRY AGAIN IN THE MORNING?!" "I slept over and we had a great time talking, but he was so mortified by what happened that he ghosted me and I never heard from him again! His ego couldn't handle facing me after that!"