When people ask why I'm called MrBumTickler. Me: rumble.com/v7bca8s-i-am-mrbu…

Fentynal Zombie is a sleepy boy.

Yooo, that's my kind of immigrant right there. #RealOne

Getting CRUNK on Thanksgiving

Riding my mountain bike through a sea of immigrants at Niagara Falls, Ontario. It helps playing Cannibal Corpse, to part the sea of brown. I was literally 1 of 20 whites there. Absolutely disgusting what this country has become. Ban islam from Canada.

Get this dead squirrel to 50 upvotes for good luck.

Dude on the GO bus right now, 🤣 🤣 🤣.

I've been growing weed most of my adult life, and for the first time ever, I washed my buds after harvest. Did lemon juice, baking soda, room temp tap water, in a 5 gallon bucket. Then 2 other buckets of distilled water for rinsing. Buds are drying as we speak, total success! 🏆

I'm officially done with @newbalance Fresh Foam X 860. I'm now @MizunorunningCA Wave Horizon 9 all the way.

"SHOOT THE MOON"

At Service Ontario right now updating my health card and this fat liberal feminist was blaring her phone. Asked her nicely to turn it down, she refused and got ghetto. This was taken during our exchange. She called 911 on me, and the cops told her dramatic ass to kick rocks. 🤣

Ban halal, mosques, religious garb, and public prayers for Muslims in Canada. Islam is a cancer and needs to be eradicated from this planet. We hate muslims and want them gone from our land 🇨🇦. We will make it so unwelcoming for them, they will remigrate themselves. #destroyislam

Get me to 1000 followers on X, and I'll tickle your bums! Not metaphorically either. 😉

Santa and Mrs. Claus homeless because @MarkJCarney is a f@ggot goof! rumble.com/v7f7znk-mark-carn…

They all come out at night. 😲 🫨 rumble.com/v7f7yf4-i-met-the…

I'll be live this September 11th & 12th for the annual Hamilton Supercrawl. Gonna be some great live music from 'Born in the Eighties and 'Protest the Hero'. I'll be interacting with fellow local eccentrics, and getting into tomfoolery. Kick.com/MBT1980

Some backyard buds of mine

Riding the Barton street bus today, and this goof wouldn't get up for an old disabled lady. Driver wouldn't do shit, so I had to get vocal. It was an absolute shit show to say the least. If anyone knows who this pile of excrement is, DM me.

Paging Dr. Rawpey? Wait what? Ummmmm........ 😲 🫨 And yes, I made him pose next to his plate.

Returning to the Hollywood Hills for the Mr. Bum Tickler adult film shoot.