I reckon we could bowl a side out for under 100 and somehow contrive to end up with a lower first innings total. It's like watching a really depressing comedy. #bbccricket
#bbccricket Sorry, that last one was a lie. Still raining, just less apocalyptically than before.
Work completed for the day, now time for #trooperonthetrain - who knows, there may be Iron Maiden tickets to win!
London folks - top quality #free #punkrock at @thebirdsnestpub next Tuesday! xitter.cf/Resuscitators/status/1…
We're playing this absolute banger of a show next week with Holiday, Custody, Triple Sundae and Modern Shakes at The Birds Nest (haven't played there for aaaggesss!!) and best of all, it's FREE ENTRY!! See you there! x facebook.com/resuscitatorsba…
This weekend we have served 1000's pints of draft, cocktails and ale from this plane bar - epic! @immenseair @DrinksEnthusist
BBC News - 'Frankenstein dinosaur' mystery solved bbc.co.uk/news/science-envir… - missed opportunity for 'Frankensteinosaur' @BBCNews #puntastic
I am totally playing @ChumpedBand while DJ'ing to a bar full of pop fans and they are loving it. Nice one people with good taste!
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On our way to @NewCrossInn for the 11 band all-dayer today! @sweater_songs on first at 2:30 then us at 3:15! Plus @burnt_tapes tonight!! X
Thanks again Jodie! Ok, let's give it a go - @SW_Trains, HampCourt ticket machines OOO so I had to buy another as couldn't print pre-booked?
Bad Cop/Bad Cop were immense!! Now The Movielife! Oh @GROEZROCK you are spoiling us!! #Groezrock
Frank Carter and The Rattlesnakes to headline a stage in 2017. Fucking amazing. #Groezrock #resuscitatorsfor2017