🚨ALERT: 100 Bitcoin mined in 2010 have MOVED after more than 16 YEARS, now worth $8.5 MILLION. The 100.02 BTC was worth just $6 in July 2010, a roughly 1.4 MILLION-FOLD increase in value. The Satoshi-era coins were split into two transfers of 10 BTC and 90.02 BTC. There is no evidence of a sale or connection to Satoshi Nakamoto.

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