ㅤ ㅤ ⟣ The measure of someone's freakiness lies in finding out whether they'd sleep with Sauron whilst he wore his armour or without it — plate armour enjoyers are always welcome here — I genuinely think it's hotter than people give it credit for . 🤤 ㅤ ㅤ

ㅤ ㅤ So called ' heroes ' when villains are hot as fuck : ㅤ ㅤ

ㅤ ㅤ Do you actually think that you possess the finesse and control to make that work even remotely well ? ㅤ ㅤ

ㅤ ㅤ ⟣ If I follow any accounts that are not strictly NSFW I'm probably going to abstain from writing anything graphic unless the writer behind said account confirms they are comfortable with it . ✨ ㅤ ㅤ

ㅤ ㅤ ⟣ I like how Sauron's villain origin story is that he had divinely mandated OCD to the point where he had to take charge of literally everything because he did not trust anyone else to do what needed to be done . ㅤ ㅤ

ㅤ ㅤ I sense a fleeting tinge of rebellion . It will be my great pleasure to show you ; just how gravely mistaken you are . ( He spoke the last few words with an overtly playful tone — yet an ominous hint of something else lingered in his voice . ) ㅤ ㅤ

ㅤ ㅤ I doubt that very much . But I'll humour you . ㅤ ㅤ

ㅤ ㅤ You've no idea . ㅤ ㅤ

ㅤ ㅤ ⟣ I still find Lord of The Rings memes hilarious I will not apologise . ㅤ ㅤ

ㅤ ㅤ ( He may be of a different era ; that much is true . ) ( But he finds these ' superheroes ' exceedingly cute . ) ( Vibrant garments worn alongside a live or die attitude and a foolhardy desire to do good — it is charming — in its way . ) ㅤ ㅤ

ㅤ ㅤ Think nothing of it . ( Though he did not speak them aloud ; his thoughts were brimming with the latent taste of irony — that he should live to be this old — and for his appearance to betray nothing of his reality . ) You are correct . ㅤ ㅤ

ㅤ ㅤ ( His blazing hair seems to be duller than usual . ) ㅤ ㅤ