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MALI retweeted
A 5-year-old called 911 in the middle of the night because there was a monster under his brother’s bed.
So Nico grabbed his Nerf gun and called for backup.
When the officer arrived, Nico described a black monster with big teeth making scratching noises.
The officer crouched down and asked:
“Should we call the SWAT team… or handle it ourselves?”
Nico chose “me and you.”
That’s when the officer casually revealed he was already on the SWAT team.
Nico led the way down the hallway, Nerf gun ready.
And there really WAS something creepy under the bed - a scary Halloween toy that had fallen underneath and was making noises.
The officer didn’t laugh at him.
He told Nico it looked scary enough to startle him too, removed the “monster,” and made sure everything was safe.
Then he went back to his cruiser, returned with a SWAT challenge coin, and made Nico an honorary member of the team.
His only advice for the next monster emergency?
Wake Mom and Dad first.
Somewhere tonight, one little boy is sleeping easier knowing he has SWAT backup.
~ Peach
MALI retweeted
Despite the chaos around Nice vs Go Ahead Eagles last night, there was still something to laugh about.
After the match, a Nice fan was using Google Translate to figure out how to insult the away fans in Dutch. Football heritage 😂⚽️
MALI retweeted
Portuguese #1 Nuno Borges defeats Billy Harris 6-3, 6-4, 7-6(7) to reach the 3rd round at #Wimbledon for the first time.
He becomes the first EVER Portuguese player to reach at least the 3rd round in every Grand Slam and he actually did it in the last 4 Majors!
50 M para um jogador com 1 G e 4 A parece me razoável, claro que não são os 120 do Felix mas são momentos dos jogadores incomparáveis, 50 M é uma boa venda, não é ótima, mas uma boa venda.
MALI retweeted
Uma claque em dia de festa, a fazer 33 anos de apoio ao clube, a ser assobiada em jogo europeu contra o Barcelona.
O que falta a muita gente é vergonha na cara, que se revolta com quem perde a voz a apoiar e não se incomoda com gente muda, a ocupar espaço e a mexer no telemóvel.
