I crunch numbers, write stories, and sing off-key

Joined June 2011
JT slander and he’s been hobbling since March…okay man.
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I found my people
I can’t do General Admission Standing Only at concerts often anymore. Feet be hurting like a mf. I need a seat.
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PG got 100 points.
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lol we know why.
I haven't seen any film breakdowns on Tanner McKee's performance...No analytics...No numbers since Sunday afternoon...Why is that?
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I just saw someone make a thread on why Ne-yo should be the SB halftime performer…I’m sorry, I just cannot delete this app.
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It’s so much easier for these men to believe Angel Reese magically became good overnight than admit that they fell for grifting low light accounts and never actually watched her play. She’s the exact same player. She’s just not a rookie in Chicago anymore.
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They're inspired by the French Revolution but terrified by the Haitian Revolution because of racism.
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Shut up
My official apology to @JalenHurts @Eagles and the entire fanbase. My comments were wrong. No excuse.
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This Golden State whistle…
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Maya. retweeted
They don’t vote Republican to improve their life. They vote Republican to destroy the lives of the people they hate.
How do Trump supporters believe voting Republican is going to improve their life?
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I can’t lie to yall man, as a single man with no kids who’s having his way in life for the most part, I am not incentivized to vote…I would even say taking the time to register and to go out to a poll is a waste of my time…id rather go to the gym or read up on stock options.
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Sending Sirianni out there to answer questions for the front office and medical staff… it’s about to get uglier chile.
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The way the Eagles handled Jalen Hurts is concerning. Wishing him a speedy recovery.
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Ruptured hamstring?
Breaking: Davante Adams ruptured his hamstring and now will be sidelined 6-10 weeks, per Rams HC Sean McVay.
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Real journalism. Let’s do Little Debbie next!
This past Valentine’s Day, 71-year-old Brad Reese, proud grandson of Reese’s Peanut Butter Cups inventor H. B. Reese, posted a scathing open letter to the manager of corporate brand and editorial at Hershey, accusing the company of unforgivably altering many Reese’s products by replacing real chocolate with compound chocolate — basically using vegetable oils instead of cocoa butter to lower costs and replacing real peanut butter with “peanut-butter-style crèmes.” “And Reese wasn’t alone in feeling like everything was getting worse,” writes Rachel Handler. “Everyone in my life I spoke to agreed that something was amiss, that Reese’s — and commercial chocolate in general — didn’t taste the way it used to.” Handler would spend the next several months tumbling down a chocolate vortex, encountering dozens of eccentric characters, all disagreeing about the fundamental question of what chocolate even is and who it should be for. “I learned that — not to sound like a LinkedIn guy — what’s going on with chocolate is a parable for the modern world. That at this particularly bleak end stage of capitalism, everything we once treasured has or will lose its essential essence and MrBeast will always be involved somehow.” For our cover story, Handler takes a deep dive into the molten belly of the chocolate world. Read it in full: nymag.visitlink.me/vKKky_
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Jesus knew he was coming back, we don’t know about Jalen 😭
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The media is going to fake care about Jalen Hurts now after bashing him for YEARS and it's disgusting.
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Has @RealMikeRob made a statement yet? A retraction? An apology for calling the character of Jalen Hurts into question? If you are so quick to be the hot take artist, it’s ok to correct the record. They didn’t teach you that at PSU? Step up man
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Telling a black QB (as successful as he’s been) to advocate himself as if their jobs aren’t constantly on the line is a bit…
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Like the ones with the actual medical degrees and God complexes probably should’ve said he can’t play, that’s it.
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