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Considering a change of careers now if you're hiring @Ford

Awesome work as always @0xm1rch! If you are using these solutions in your environment, I hope that you will take some time to read through them as it may impact you.

As someone who has reported vulns to a state run entity in the past (not MO), this is 100% on brand for these folks. Another example of why those in charge should surround themselves with experts in a given field and actually listen to them...

Today marks 2 years since I went under the robo-knife to extract my tumor Franklin. Obligatory:

Recon for our team's first physical pentest since the pandemic with @Jun34u_sec. Really takes me back to the old days @TinkerSec. Wish you were here for some sick live Tweet action my friend😁

When all else fails, melodies of a Great Old One can lift the spirits.

TIL: My ears will still take an 8G piercing with no resistance/pain. Figured they would have closed up further after 12 years.

The response when you ask for a review/sign-off on the phishing campaign created for an assessment with @0xm1rch and @Trowalts

Did you know that some beard products contain avocado oil? Learned that the hard way today, cuz guess who is very allergic to avocadoes? (Spoiler below)

Vendor: We take the handling of vulns seriously, we investigate/respond to all potential vuln reports. Also Vendor: Security and vuln bulletins ain't free ya know! A login and active gold-club maintenance contract is needed to view our "Premium DLC Knowledge Articles"

Convo had whilst battling Word format weirdness on a massive pentest report with @0xm1rch: "Why does this table suddenly have Wingdings2 in the column titles?" "The bulleted lists... keep undoing my changes after I fix it." "Your report is fucking haunted."

Yes ERCOT it is our fault for needing to use electricity as consumers. "Set your thermostat to 78 degrees or higher" - Listen here shitbirds, the AC in my aging apartment building struggles to keep my place _AT_ 78 degrees running non-stop. Guess that's my fault too.

Making some Hasselback potatoes for a gathering of good friends and family today. Cracked open one of my @Unibroue À Tout le Monde @Megadeth beers finally. Absolutely delicious, well worth the wait!

Moved all my critical infrastructure into a vacuum chamber, this is the basic stupid easy air gapping everyone is talking about right? ...right?! Wish I could figure out why the CPU temp alarms keep going off, security is hard...

Don't mind me, just panic buying gas in small glass containers like a good consumer.

You ever begin an engagement and think "Is this a CTF? Are they just trolling me? Is it just this bad?" Hmm... Maybe a Windows Server 2003 instance running MS FrontPage shouldn't be internet facing?

psst, wanna sit at the cool kids table? I mean... we've got open DFIR positions that need to be filled! Both remote and local (DFW Area). If interested either hit up me in DMs, or @PhantomNeural / @paragonsec It's a fun and growing crew.

The joys of N. Texas hail storms. Unfortunately that garage is storage for car parts and tools mostly. Thankfully this cover works really well.