Lynzy Morrison

Can we all agree that people who don't deplane an airplane in order are the worst kind of fucking people?

There's like March-2020-start-of-COVID level anxiety. And then there's rewatching-episodes-of-America's-Next-Top-Model level anxiety.

Updated resume: Skills- 1) Appropriately timing Zoom reactions

WE DON'T DESERVE THESE SWEET BABY ANGELS vm.tiktok.com/ZMJrCQV2X/

Also all those people that built homes last year and decided to turn the office into a third bedroom...

Can't stop thinking about all those child actors that quit their lucrative careers this year to have a "normal kid school experience".

We got Folklore and Willa this week....is it just me or is 2020 starting to turn around?

Today I used the Microsoft Teams giggle emoji and, gotta be honest, feel like a real creep.

But honestly how the hell are all these cats getting Rona tests when half of CO can't?

Did we ever really think we'd live in a world where weed is legal and outside is not tho.

Gas prices. Finally low. Work from home. No need to get gas. Why is this world full of such cruel and senseless irony.

Grocery stores shut down all in-store hours and go fully online. Everyone signs up for pick up times that are available when checking out. Stores convert their parking lots to online pick up spaces. The year's 2030. We've finally eradicated Corona. Chili's margs for everyone.

Can't wait for the "One Year Ago Today" snapchats to start showing up next year.

So. Turns out the Mayans were just a few years off...

Guys. Please take the opportunity during this unprecedented time to check on your poor, neglected Neopets. #NoPetLeftBehind

Rona Easter 2020: