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I.S.S.O.Y.N

at where I'm at.
Joined October 2021
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There is NO escaping the Matrix, there are only varying levels of comfort within it's subnets.
"The new president of Paraguay’s Central Bank just told the Senate that the bank that went bust was aiming to capture the population’s biometric data."
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THAT NIGGA killed somebody lol
Chinese man BREAKS car-washing record after spending 7 HOURS and 38 MINUTES CLEANING HIS CAR at a self-service station He started on Friday evening and didn't finish until Saturday morning Says he found it so RELAXING that he completely lost track of time
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Sounds like a honeypot
I just found out you can copy a GIF by simply holding it down and tapping “Copy Video Link.” Why am I just discovering this? 😭
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This is dope
JUST IN: Amazon's Ring unveils a $250 flying security drone that autonomously patrols homes, avoids obstacles, & streams live video.
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Would love to try it!
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Man fuck them classes do whatever you have to do for YOU to be strait to YOU!!!
NEW: Making $100,000 a year is now considered lower-middle class in 12 U.S. states.
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Republicans hit a wall because they kissed The Wall.
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I often get asked how I stay on track with 2 teenage girls who often keep processed snacks in the house. I use a hack called “I’m a grown ass man and they’re children so I will show discipline and not be a bitch.” I hope you find this useful.
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"at SPEED" is the new "Warp Speed"...
Today, I spoke alongside our service secretaries at AUSA about accelerating innovation and delivering advanced capabilities to our warfighters. The Joint Force is moving at SPEED to equip our warfighters and maintain America’s battlefield advantage.
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Nigga this is called a VIRUS
JUST IN: Anthropic warns rogue AI agents could be just months away from infiltrating smart home devices, replicating themselves, & spreading across networks autonomously.
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Lynelle retweeted
It’s fun to watch karma catch up every now and then. Remember when Elon Musk doxxed FEMA CFO Mary Comans and accused her of illegally sending millions of dollars to New York City hotels housing migrants? He got her fired. Well, a federal judge just fully cleared her name, and holy shit, the ruling is delicious. Turns out, Comans didn’t even have the authority to approve those payments herself. You wanna know who did? DOGE did. DOGE personnel had actually approved the continued funding. The judge found that Musk, Kristi Noem, and other senior officials were part of a coordinated campaign to spread accusations about Comans that they knew were false. THAT THEY KNEW WERE FALSE. He described Musk’s conduct as “state sanctioned intimidation.” But this part of the ruling really stuck with me. “For reasons unfathomable to this Court, officials chose to turn the power of the federal government against a singular employee with an impeccable record of public service.” “an impeccable record of public service” A woman who spent 21 years serving the federal government was publicly accused of criminal wrongdoing, fired, and had her reputation dragged through the mud. All over payments she didn’t authorize, and that DOGE actually approved. Who’s being held accountable for what happened to that poor woman?
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Bingo!!!! Just like the facebook addiction algo thing. They are defense contractors
When a company gets fined $10M for a practice that made them $100M, the government isn't regulating crime, they’re taking a 10% cut as a business partner.
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Yesssssssss
JUST IN: Parents are reportedly using ChatGPT to generate their kids’ school photos instead of paying up to $60 for traditional photo packages.
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Lynelle retweeted
DON'T scan your face for Roblox. DON'T scan your face for Discord. DON'T scan your face for Twitter. DON'T scan your face for YouTube. DON'T scan your face for Instagram. DON'T scan your face for Reddit. DON'T scan your face for Spotify. DON'T scan your face for Twitch.
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🚨: Mexican scientist Eva Ramon has successfully eliminated Human Papilloma Virus (HPV) in 29 patients!
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The sensational claim recycles 2019 results from a small pilot study on experimental photodynamic therapy; HPV cleared in 100% of cases without lesions among the 29 women but only 64.3% with lesions (57.2% for lesions alone). ipn.mx/proyectovph/co… pubmed.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/36773299/ snopes.com/fact-check/eva… saude.abril.com.br/medicina/cient…
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Judeo-christan values are nothing but a leash for christians to be walked like a dog by. Fuck outta my face with that bullshit
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Or course he would say this. Lol
JUST IN: Nvidia's Jensen Huang says AI should be developed "as fast as we can," rejecting calls to slow down
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Fuck ALL involved. Including the potus
When Trump was banned from every major social media platform as the sitting President of the United States, CNN and MSNBC celebrated. Now that they’re banned from the White House, they’re suddenly fans of the First Amendment? They don’t have a Constitutional right to be on White House grounds, no one is infringing on their ability to do reporting. They’re welcome to do that from their studio.
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