former pessimist, professional optimist

he/him
Joined May 2020
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What have I done
Donald Trump has signed an executive order to change the name of New Mexico to New America.
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my boss asked me why i dont use the โ€œten foot ruleโ€ (weโ€™re supposed to greet every customer within 10 feet) and i told her that customers donโ€™t like it unless theyโ€™re actively confused and she looked at me like i was insane so okay i guess
Working retail is awesome because youโ€™ll say โ€œhi welcome inโ€ to people and theyโ€™ll look at you like you just slaughtered their whole family
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โ€œjust say youโ€™re gayโ€ โ€œfine. youโ€™re gayโ€
Replying to @blmtelaviv3
Fine. Youโ€™re gay
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Replying to @blmtelaviv3
Fine. Youโ€™re gay
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Hyperlyne ๐Ÿ‡ต๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ฆ๐Ÿณ๏ธโ€๐ŸŒˆ retweeted
EVERYONE GET MORE ANTI AI NOW!!!!!!!!!
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the epic bacon at tesla diner
HOlY SHILT! The Epic Bacon at Tesla Diner looks amazing!
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Seeing how people say "This is Russianbadger ass quote" warms my heart
Danny once said
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nice
IT'S HAPPENING! Reese's is dropping a 52oz *pie* that is a GINORMOUS Peanut Butter Cup! This was sold online five years ago and went instantly from @reeses and is FINALLY getting a true release in stores. So far it has been spotted at BJ's Wholesale Club and is an absolutely need! It is $39.99 for those wondering and is gonna be better than ANY pie you might bring for Thanksgiving. Would you grab a Reese's Pie for the holidays?! #reeses #reesespeanutbuttercups #pies #candy #pie
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pick your monkey!!!! 1/10
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the shit they threw at charlius kirkus
is it more embarrassing to *survive*, or to be *killed* by an ancient sling bullet that reads "get pregnant with this"
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this is my favorite gif
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Hyperlyne ๐Ÿ‡ต๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ฆ๐Ÿณ๏ธโ€๐ŸŒˆ retweeted
The man who asks a question is a fool for a minute, the man who does not ask is a fool for life.
eternus rat king btw
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one of the greats
i love when nba fans have ideas
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close game last night
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The most informative chart I've ever assembled regarding the midterms isn't a map โ€” it's a comparison of Trump net approval and the average gas price.
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Itโ€™s awesome how aggressively not kid friendly Universal used to be with some of this stuff. I remember thinking I was gonna die as a small child in T2 3D when the robots shot over the crowd.
Early Universal Studios Florida attractions were all about riding the movies...and terrifying guests. Here's :40 of guests losing their minds on Earthquake.
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Watch MAGA X invent a scandal about James Talarico in real time. For four days they teased it and built up to the big day. Paxton called him "missing." Spencer Pratt's "sources" put him in a mental health facility. Then, at 1:05 pm, Nick Sortor posted that an Ohio mental hospital "confirms" Talarico was discharged. 50 accounts pushed the claim within 20 minutes. Those posts have 9.3 million views. The white dots are copy-pasted posts. There are 605 of them. One account posted the same text 83 times in under 2 hours. The hospital says Talarico never received treatment there. Talarico says he's never even been to Ohio. This story eventually even made it to MSM. This is MAGA manufacturing an alternative reality in real time. Full breakdown with the data here: xitter.cf/theGhostOfRiel/status/โ€ฆ I pay for this data myself. If you want more of these, support links are in my bio. @jamestalarico @TeamTalaricoHQ @krassenstein
How MAGA hallucinations became real I pay for the data behind these myself and it take a lot of time and effort to analyze and create these graphics. If you want more of them, SUPPORT LINKS ARE IN BIO At 1:05 p.m. on Oct 11, Nick Sortor posted that an Ohio mental hospital โ€œCONFIRMSโ€ James Talarico was discharged. That evening the hospital said Talarico never received treatment there. Talarico says he's never even been to Ohio. Rhein Amacher, who made the recorded call, posted that he made up a verification code to get past the front desk. This story occurred over several days. Ken Paxton called Talarico โ€œmissingโ€ on Oct 7. Sara Gonzales teased โ€œunverified informationโ€ that would โ€œEND his campaignโ€ on Oct 8. On Oct 9, Spencer Pratt said his sources put Talarico in a mental health facility, and a handful of accounts pasted near-identical โ€œcredible sources are leakingโ€ posts. At 7:50 a.m. on the 11th, Sortor gave Talarico a deadline, โ€œlet us know by 1pm ET today.โ€ The earlier pushes never fully took off, and acted more as a booster for the posts that came later. Pratt's post got 6.4 million views, but only about 60 accounts posted about the story in the hour after it. Caroline Wren's private-plane theory the next day drew about 40. Before the 11th, the story never topped 80 posts an hour. In the first hour after Sortor's post, 267 accounts posted about it, and by 3 p.m. it was running at almost 500 posts an hour. The first chart counts each account only once, at its first post about the story. Nothing they posted after that is counted, so it shows who started this and how far those first posts went. The first wave carried the whole thing. Sortor's post and the posts that followed in the next 12 minutes have 9 million views between them. The 55 accounts that joined in the first 20 minutes got 80% of the views in that lane. The other lines never came close. โ€œHe lied and covered it up,โ€ the line Elon Musk and Richard Grenell pushed, got about 2 million views across 100 accounts. โ€œHe was in an Ohio mental hospitalโ€ got about 2 million across 132. The pushback grew the opposite way, the way a real response does. It started small and kept building all afternoon and evening, with 12 to 46 new accounts joining every hour from 1 p.m. to 10 p.m. Leave out the three biggest posts, which were the hospital's statement, Talarico's reply and Ed Krassenstein's own call to the hospital, and regular accounts pushing back still reached 6 million views. The claim had nearly 90% of its views by 2 p.m. and barely grew after that. By the end of the night, the pushback had more views than the claim, 13 million to 11.4 million. The second chart is the inorganic behavior, and it covers Oct 8 to 11, not just the day of the "exclusive". Sortor's headline was reposted word for word, or nearly, by 18 other accounts, half of them with under 1,000 followers. Caroline Wren's private-plane post was copied by 14. Four accounts posted the same Eric Daugherty post within 74 seconds of each other. Four more posted the same MAGAVoice line within 54 seconds, four hours after it first went up. Some accounts barely post anything of their own. One copied 21 of its 23 posts about Talarico from other accounts, another 11 of 11. And the spammers flooded the replies. One pasted the same reply 85 times in about two hours, another 15 times in 10 minutes. Views are each post's total as of early Oct 12. A copy means word for word or at least 90% the same as an earlier post. I pulled and analyzed about 14,000 posts for this. Sharing it helps more than anything, and if you want to chip in so I can keep doing this, the links are in my bio. It goes a long way.
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JUST IN: Sneako's viewership drops to 29 after Ukraine strikes multiple Russian bot farms
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