@LynPlate

comedienne, podcast junkie, future mom of a child star

Joined September 2011
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When did hair tie technology change? They used to all have metal that yanked your hair out. I miss my bald spots. #bringbackoldhairties
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I'm actually getting arrested Tuesday, so if you could all send me money, that would be great.
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natasha lyonne
@nlyonne24 Jan 2023
Is it too late to become a nepo baby?
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Me listening to F2F
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Adding this to our road trip playlist
Webyabois@Webyabois11 Dec 2022
If at any point you enjoyed "shake it off" by Taylor Swift you should not legally have aux privileges in the lower 48.
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Will definitely be listening to Songbird all day 😢
Fleetwood Mac
@fleetwoodmac30 Nov 2022
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My son rules because we just got so excited about the after credits scene in Sonic 2 that we did simultaneous coffee grinders.
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Worth it.
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Walking out of the restaurant this evening, my five year old son says to the waitress: "I like your lipstick color!"
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Prayers up for Tua Tagovailoa 🙏 Out of respect for him, nothing related to his injury will be posted, retweeted, or shown here (wish the broadcast had that policy) Best wishes from NOTSC on a speedy recovery
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Me: comes home with 50 shopping bags My mate: what's all that??? Me: ugh just more political ads
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I'm exactly the shade of white person who uses chick fil a sauce as yum yum sauce.
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PSA: if someone orders food without meat, don't put meat in it...
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Somewhere out in Copenhagen there is a girl, who has been trying to tell her friends for the last 10 years that she fcked Kendrick Lamar, that is just having the BEST day
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My age is about to start with a 3, and I still can't stop laughing when Big Boi says "just a bitch" at the end of Roses.
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Variety
@Variety21 Jan 2022
Louie Anderson, Emmy-Winning Comedian, Dies at 68 variety.com/2022/film/news/l…

Louie Anderson, Emmy-Winning Comedian, Dies at 68

Louie Anderson, iconic Emmy-winning stand-up, actor and game show host, died Friday after battling lymphoma cancer. He was 68.

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I didn't get my dream job so I ate a bagel with expired chocolate frosting. I guess I can add "resilient" to my LinkedIn skills now.
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billboard charts
@billboardcharts15 Nov 2021
.@IAMSUMMERWALKER lands 18 songs on this week's #Hot100 (1/2): #13, No Love w/ @sza #25, Bitter w/ @iamcardib #33, Ex For A Reason w/ @ThegirlJT #41, Throw It Away #44, Reciprocate #45, Toxic ft. @lildurk #48, Unloyal w/ @AriLennox #49, Constant Bulls**t #50, You Don’t Know Me
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Summer Walker making ‘Bitter’ the first song on Still Over It
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Cardi B
@iamcardib3 Nov 2021
Summer Walker song Bitter gets me very angry…like it makes me relive all the drama bitches put me through ….I forgive y’all but Fuck y’all !!STILL OVER IT THIS FRIDAY!
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