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Heha movers finally get a piece of land and they've been promised to be built a house too. @nickiBIGFISH kazi safi sana mzee, umetoa maboy block mazee and it's only few humans who can do this. Big up
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A building collapses in Eastleigh, Nairobi. 9th Street, utapata corruption ama uwizi wa materials imechangia hapa, now people are injured.
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Patient: Doctor, it must be nice being a doctor by profession !
Doctor: Why do you say that, sir?
Patient: Well, obviously.. God is the one who heals the illness, but the Doctor is the one who gets paid !
The Doctor smiled and replied:
I'm not forcing you, sir... but if you'd rather meet God directly, please go ahead !
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Na msichoke kukua kind maze, trust me it pays, huko ma 2022 kuna dem muivo alikuwa ameshindwa kucross a very busy road, alikua anaenda anafika katikati anaona gari inakuja anarudi mbio, anajaribu tena anafika katikati anarudi, mimi nikanotice huyo msichana, nikaenda nikashika yeye mkono nikamvukisha barabara, na hivvo ndo tulishtukia tumefika kwangu kama bado tumeshikana mikono, na nikaweka yeye kwa nyumba adi waleo, si Mungu ni mwema jameni!!
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your insha teacher watching you spam sum " waambilecho wahenga na wahenguzi wa jadi typeshii" knowing the highest mark you are getting is a crisp 6/40 talmbout makosa ya hijai na sarufu
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Fimbo moja ya Masaai inachungaje more than 100 cows wewe unatumia simu mbili na bado unapoteza watu kwa relationship. 😂😭
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Sijui tutaita growth ama change lakini from tweeting good mornings to gain trains to thirst traps and now spewing whatever comes in mind
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There should be an app where you upload your bills and bored billionaires swipe right to pay them.
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Life is hard, the bills are waiting, and the dream is big. We have no choice but to keep going
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Life keeps testing us, but we must keep fighting. Our breakthrough could be closer than we think
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Kenyan MPs have officially approved a bill removing the legal requirement for the IEBC to livestream results as they are announced at polling stations.
The move has raised concerns about transparency ahead of the 2027 General Election
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Kuna ule mtu nakuanga nimengoja across laini kidogo ivi nianguke na yeye hadi Welon apite na account
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Mike sonko was ungovernable untill Uhuru killed his political career. We cheza na siasa.



















