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Nairobi
Joined October 2021
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Heha movers finally get a piece of land and they've been promised to be built a house too. @nickiBIGFISH kazi safi sana mzee, umetoa maboy block mazee and it's only few humans who can do this. Big up
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A building collapses in Eastleigh, Nairobi. 9th Street, utapata corruption ama uwizi wa materials imechangia hapa, now people are injured.
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Mimi hata sijui nilifikiria nini 😂tangu niongeze safaricom sasa ndio naona moto zaidi
Replying to @Luwigyy
@Luwigyy kq sai inakupeleka aje 😂
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Replying to @Luwigyy
@Luwigyy kq sai inakupeleka aje 😂
Nimebuy my first shares na nishakula loss mamaee😆
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Patient: Doctor, it must be nice being a doctor by profession ! Doctor: Why do you say that, sir? Patient: Well, obviously.. God is the one who heals the illness, but the Doctor is the one who gets paid ! The Doctor smiled and replied: I'm not forcing you, sir... but if you'd rather meet God directly, please go ahead !
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I have made peace with the fact hakuna dem sura mbaya, kwa hii maisha, kila msee hukua na taste yake.
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Nothing stays the same everything evolves but for us humans its our choice
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Ni panty colour Gani umaliza wanaume?
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Na msichoke kukua kind maze, trust me it pays, huko ma 2022 kuna dem muivo alikuwa ameshindwa kucross a very busy road, alikua anaenda anafika katikati anaona gari inakuja anarudi mbio, anajaribu tena anafika katikati anarudi, mimi nikanotice huyo msichana, nikaenda nikashika yeye mkono nikamvukisha barabara, na hivvo ndo tulishtukia tumefika kwangu kama bado tumeshikana mikono, na nikaweka yeye kwa nyumba adi waleo, si Mungu ni mwema jameni!!
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your insha teacher watching you spam sum " waambilecho wahenga na wahenguzi wa jadi typeshii" knowing the highest mark you are getting is a crisp 6/40 talmbout makosa ya hijai na sarufu
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Fimbo moja ya Masaai inachungaje more than 100 cows wewe unatumia simu mbili na bado unapoteza watu kwa relationship. 😂😭
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Sijui tutaita growth ama change lakini from tweeting good mornings to gain trains to thirst traps and now spewing whatever comes in mind
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There should be an app where you upload your bills and bored billionaires swipe right to pay them.
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Life is hard, the bills are waiting, and the dream is big. We have no choice but to keep going
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Life keeps testing us, but we must keep fighting. Our breakthrough could be closer than we think
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Kenyan MPs have officially approved a bill removing the legal requirement for the IEBC to livestream results as they are announced at polling stations. The move has raised concerns about transparency ahead of the 2027 General Election
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Kuna ule mtu nakuanga nimengoja across laini kidogo ivi nianguke na yeye hadi Welon apite na account
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Mike sonko was ungovernable untill Uhuru killed his political career. We cheza na siasa.
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Na mjifunze kubonga na God na universe from a high vibrational pov It works asf
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Millenials walikuwa wananunua simu secondhands so mostly hazikuwa zinakuja na charger. Sasa, hawakuwa wanajua mtu anaweza nunua charger separately, walikuwa wanapeleka battery ya simu charging kwa kinyozi inachargiwa na kitu walikuwa wanaita Universal😂😂
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