No announcement, I’m jus taking a break ◦ The geek in a world of nerds ◦ USArmy Vet ◦ ENFJ-A ◦ most tweets pre-approved by @itssimplyaimee
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just wanted to take a moment and acknowledge these amazing fellas who shaped what has become a yearly quest for giving
@Beagz, @HomeWithPeanut , @dad_on_my_feet , @Lurpee and Shaun (who runs his own #LittleWheelsBigHearts offline campaign in Tennessee)
These guys are legends
“I mean… inches are a subjective measurement, right??”
-Lurpee
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Just bought my first 3D printer so… my Etsy shop (ThanosPenises) is about to blow up!
#3Dprinting #PrimeDay #MCU
90% of any shopping trip is trying to find my wife
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Sometimes, before a big meeting, I like to go on TikTok and listen to flat-Earthers … really gets the blood boiling.
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To my fellow Veterans…
I don’t care if you swept the decks of an aircraft carrier or kicked down doors in Afghanistan, I am proud to call you my brothers and sisters.
The only vets I have a problem with are the ones supporting Trump and the MAGA agenda.
You can’t defend America from domestic terrorism when you’re one of the terrorists.
Happy 4th of July. 🇺🇸🫶🏼
#4thofJuly #IndependenceDay
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The news is always like: "America has banned wheelchair ramps because they weren't in the Bible. Finland has made ice cream free."
You know how you can tell every character on #SuccessionHBO is ridiculously wealthy?
Not a phone case was ever seen.
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Even if you found a feral child with a pack of raccoons near a meth lab in Aurora, CO and then educated it on absolutely nothing but Jersey Shore reruns and ramen noodle nutrition facts, it would still have a better understanding of the US Constitution than Lauren fucking Boebert
When I see @itssimplyaimee getting out of the shower:
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The greatest thing this world has ever gotten from The Presidents of the United States of America … is Peaches.
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Me: A submersible got lost looking for the Titanic.
Husband, a Titanic geek: Oh, they’re gone.
Me: Well, there’s a search and rescue—
Husband: No, they’re gone.
Me: But they do have 36 hours of oxygen left—
Husband: They’re gone.
Me:
Husband: Don’t ever go in the ocean.