sandwich lover, bald cap enthusiast
Springtown, TX
Joined April 2015
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Lumpy retweeted
how did we go from the 80’s where every scene had boobs and blood but now tits are frowned upon on tv
Crystal Lake showrunner Brad Caleb Kane says he tried to get more explicit nudity into the series
"I tried. That’s America. You can give the kids the violence, but God forbid they see some breasts."
(via @TheWrap)
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-hot wife
-same car for 17 years
-lets Tim Riggins sleep on his couch
-kicks player off team for bullying a kid with disabilities
-breaks visiting hours to hang with Jason Street when he’s paralyzed
-doesn’t have Instagram
-smiles 6 times a year
-incorruptible
-type of man you drop everything to be at his funeral
-type of man you see at the grocery store when you’re home for Thanksgiving and he gives you a hug and he’s thrilled you’re doing well and it makes you tear up when you get to your car
Lumpy retweeted
The QB purgatory this fan base is beggin for is gonna be EPIC. #DallasCowboys
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Sucks he got injured right when he doesn’t have a super team anymore. He was about to get super exposed.
Breaking: After consultations with numerous doctors and experts that went into Saturday, the Eagles are placing quarterback Jalen Hurts on injured reserve, sources tell @rapsheet and me. The move will sideline Hurts indefinitely.
More info to come.
Lumpy retweeted
Dak went toe to toe with Aaron Rodgers as a rookie, battling back from a double digit deficit, only for the defense to give up a 3rd and 20
Lumpy retweeted
Reminder police K9s are allowed to maul you and if you understandably try to fight the dog with force you can get assault charges. But if police kill your dog like this it takes 7 years for the justice system to give you compensation most of the time never at all.
🚨 A family opened their back door to let their dog out... and a cop they didn't know was there KILLED her in five seconds.
Then he pointed his gun at her OWNER.
Her name was Tesla. A 3-year-old black Lab from Rochester, New York.
October 19th, 2018. Police were chasing two suspects through backyards.
They already had them in CUFFS. It was OVER.
But Officer Javier Algarin hopped the Dempsey family's fence AGAIN.
No warrant. No knock. Nobody inside even knew he was there.
Three seconds later, Charles Dempsey opened the back door.
Tesla ran off her OWN porch into her OWN backyard.
"Whoa! Whoa! Whoa! Hey!"
BANG. BANG.
Five seconds. She was DEAD.
Then he turned the gun on Charles.
"LEAVE MY PROPERTY!" Charles screamed.
"Get back!" the officer yelled.
Years later, under oath:
Could this have been avoided if you'd just knocked and asked permission?
His answer: "Yes."
The family fought for seven years.
A federal jury found him PERSONALLY liable. $125,000.
Rochester's training? "DELIBERATE INDIFFERENCE."
At least 6 dogs killed by that department from 2017 to 2019.
And that officer?
He's STILL on the job.
In 5 days it'll be EIGHT YEARS since Tesla died in her own yard.
HOW IS HE STILL WEARING A BADGE?!!!!!!
Lumpy retweeted
PLEASE let Dak leave and go get his ring elsewhere. Send that man somewhere that needs a QB like the Vikings or Denver.
Stafford 2.0
Jerry, Dallas, and a bunch of these fans don’t deserve him.
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Dak Prescott is the only QB in the league expected to play at an MVP level & carry his team EVERY single week.
Bad defense? Dak’s fault.
INT off a receiver’s hands? Dak’s fault.
Special teams fumble? Dak’s fault.
Dropped pick-six? You guessed it, Dak’s fault.
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Moving forward I would have BSF playing a majority of the TE snaps. I would stop using 12-personnel as much. I would cut #30. I would have Lawrence playing over 7 or 6. I would have Downs at nickel with JPJ and Durant/Speed outside. I would be blitzing A LOT more. Pretty simple, straight forward moves.
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Today, Greg Abbott lowered Texas flags to half-staff for the THIRD anniversary of the October 7 attack in Israel.
On the third anniversary of Uvalde, where nineteen Texas children and two Texas teachers were slaughtered in a Texas elementary school. he DID NOT lower the flags to half-staff. He didn’t even mention it.
Apparently, Israeli children are more important to Greg Abbott, than Texas children.
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Eagles fans literally make fun of Dak because his mom and brother died. every single one of them can get fucked
I took the #Eagles Lane Johnson post down because apparently Eagles fans have officially filed a grievance.
For the record, the joke was about Jalen Hurts making him want to retire — not Lane Johnson’s mental health. I genuinely hope he’s doing well on that front because some things are bigger than football.
But Eagles fans… y’all might be the last fan base on Earth that can suddenly call a timeout on trash talk.
Just send me the schedule for when NFC East jokes are allowed again, and I’ll govern myself accordingly.
