@LumpyTheCook

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Joined January 2011
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The game implies they attacked Venezuela too hahahahahaha
Lumpy@LumpyTheCookOct 17
Replying to @HighTigerArt @InfinityWard
Campaign begins with Russia suddenly invading Iran
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Starting to actually believe that schizo-theory about how one of the reasons they removed all the MW19/BOCW/Vanguard characters from Warzone in MW22- despite them being ready to go in the new engine- was because they wanted an excuse to axe all the playable Russians from those 3.
High-Tiger@HighTigerArtOct 17
Replying to @LumpyTheCook @InfinityWard
In all honesty MW4 feels like it has absolute contempt for Russians compared to previous CoDs that always had the evil Russians working to stage a coup or undermine Russia's actual government and now it's that Makarov and dad literally spread terrorism and war to help Russia
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Replying to @HighTigerArt @InfinityWard
Campaign begins with Russia suddenly invading Iran
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HE’S DIGGER! HE’S DIGGER! HE’S DIGGER LOOK TOM CRUISE IS DIGGER!!
J.MP4@jd0tmp4Oct 16
At my Digger screening today there were some teenage boys and I heard this great exchange between them “Where’s Tom Cruise?” “That is Tom Cruise you fucking idiot” “Where?” “He’s DIGGER!”
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Hell naw, I refuse to murder my bros. Make them playable again or piss off @InfinityWard
Forward
@ForwardLeaksOct 15
RETURNING MW19 CHARACTERS IN MODERN WARFARE 4 — ALL WILL APPEAR AS BOSSES IN DMZ - Azur - Bale - Grinch - Kreuger - Lerch - Mace - Rodion - Roze - Iskra - Yegor
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Of course they go and get rid of Gauntlet. Why do I even have BF6 installed at this point.
Lumpy@LumpyTheCookMar 9
Replying to @LumpyTheCook
The Gauntlet mode was apparently his brainchild and it’s one of the only really fun things about that game (only reason Redsec is worth installing IMO) and it’s a real bummer that whatever else he was cooking up will probably not be realized. Terrible all around. Really miss him.
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My God… they actually did it… they turned Call of Duty into… parryslop…
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Replying to @Edward_Y_Brad
This one would’ve been nice if it wasn’t for that ugly glowing ember effect. What is this a Black Ops game?
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Replying to @DocksEcky
Civ should have more of the “Russian alt history novel” vibe that art does
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Replying to @DocStrangelove2
He’s just making a Crank reference
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Replying to @Adam9110 @Battlefield
It’s a BF Hardline reference…
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Considering how Harvey Birdman, Attorney at Law is built on wacky cartoon crossovers and fast-paced random humor it’s sort of surprising that Gen Z hasn’t caught wind of it at any point. They’d probably like it.
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Everyone in this game calls you Wings so all I can think of is
Lumpy@LumpyTheCookSep 29
It’s happening.
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