Big room - big stage

My highlight of tonight was convincing someone that snooker chalk was “blue razz” flavoured

Steve Coogan on Off Menu podcast: “I don’t like people that put beans in the microwave, it really makes me angry. Not as angry as human rights violations but, pretty angry”

What do we reckon apple are putting out then? Do I need to apologise in advance to my credit card?

Thanks for the mention!

Washing machine timers give me trust issues. Been waiting for an hour of it saying 1 minute.

One thing I’ve learned, travelling round europe as a vegan: Whenever and wherever you can eat, do it. You don’t know where the next spot will be.

I turned 21 with the best people ❤️

There was a clear transition from after school snacks to post-pub snacks

Currently gigging at a fringe festival in north wales. Our hotel is right next to a Waltzer. Every 6 minutes I hear “SCREAM IF YOU WANT TO GO FASTER!”

Coachella audiences suck 😪

At some point you’ve got to realise you’re never going to win that £4m beach house in cornwall

Tell me if I’m being stupid but the For You page on twitter is built FOR YOU. If it’s got more ‘hateful’ then the user has been looking at and liking ‘hateful’ content. This is like saying you don’t like subway… YOU MADE THE SANDWICH

Pee shivers go hard af fr

I had the pleasure of sharing the stage with @garethrichards last year, such a shame to see him pass. My thoughts are with his friends and family

Bullet catch