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u gotta be commissioned to be cancelled

Australia
Joined February 2009
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Replying to @adamgknox
for me 5 faves is a pinned tweet
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My new special out on YouTube it’s called if weren’t filmed nobody would believe. Glad it was filmed because it is crazy!!! youtu.be/GHJFTWX-Kv0
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my sister lives in North Ireland & just texted saying the neighborhood has started lighting fireworks lmaoooooo
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ok but can we have a moment for this great suit
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Just a video of Mick Lynch bodying journalists and Tories
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The PM just accidentally bowled over a kid while playing soccer in Tassie. @9NewsAUS
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“Obsessed with these vibes” I say as I endlessly rewatch this video of schoolchildren cheering on a construction worker every time he shovels more dirt
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One of the saddest things about being a comedian is catching one of your friends shooting a sketch in the park on a beautiful day – at Los Angeles, CA
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as someone who’s never lived in Ukraine or been there and knows very little about it, let alone it’s political history or the history of its relationship with Russia, here’s everything I know about the situation currently unfolding a 🧵 1/47
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
You almost have to respect Joy Behar’s unwavering commitment toward ensuring that boomers are the most hated generation alive
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Saw #ChickenFlavour at the @OasisComedyClub and it was a ridiculous, visceral and chaotic show from the fevered brain of @Lukejoseph and his voice-of-god/show technician/girlfriend. They're the comedy duo you didn't know you absolutely needed this #PerthFringe.
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Tony Hawk Challenges You To Ollie Over an Old Man
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When clients say they want something creative
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Explaining to the crowd that one of the comedians pulled out last minute and Luke Joseph Ryan agreed to take their spot
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🐸Welcome to the frog's paradise🐸
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[sopranos voice] O micron!
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