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Luke Stephens retweeted
Elon Musk flips a vehicle upside down and everyone claps and cheers. But when Tiger Woods does it, suddenly everyone wants to take away his driver’s license and prescription painkillers
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This is poor execution of hazing strategy. 30 18-year-old men should be utilized to achieve the following during rush:
- Extensive sale of blood plasma: 30 x $100 per 2 donations is $3,000. With a chain of referrals, this increase to $6,000. Through the entire pledging process, this can easily break $15,000.
- Chain of referrals to SoFi and other Fintechs, earning $200+ each time. This adds at least another $6,000.
- Open Sector 8 (the gym): You will bench, squat, sprint, drag, and carry. Being a man means being bold and willing to fight through pain.
- Gauntlet of online surveys: don’t stop until you’re numb (+$500). This is an endurance challenge.
- Skills testing: Tap a keg, shotgun a beer without spilling, change oil, get a phone number by talking to a girl irl without sweating
Take all monetary gains and put it into a slush fund and pay for all expenses for the fraternity throughout the semester.
Having dudes bask in mayonnaise in a basement is the work of a rookie pledge master.
Police found roughly 30 partially clothed young men packed inside a sweltering basement at a Wisconsin fraternity house, covered in food, condiments and other liquids — with several showing signs of being physically struck.
Officers responded to an anonymous tip at the Alpha Epsilon Pi house on Langdon Street in Madison around 8:20 p.m. Wednesday during rush week. The thermostat in the basement was set to 81 degrees, creating hot and humid conditions. The vast majority of those inside were 18 years old.
Fraternity president Brayden J. Klein and vice president Samuel N. Vane, both 20, were arrested on hazing and disorderly conduct allegations. Police say cooperation from those at the scene was limited, and statements from witnesses didn't align — raising red flags for investigators.
Full story here foxnews.com/us/dozens-pledge…
Luke Stephens retweeted
The national debt is $40 trillion and growing.
Rockstar: “Let’s give every user a paraphernalia charge!”
Rockstar announces a limited-edition GTA 6 physical merch bundle, “The Goodtime State – Vice City Collection”
Available to preorder for $399.
Luke Stephens retweeted
Study the men who stopped drinking, stopped smoking, stopped chasing, and stopped explaining themselves. Their real addiction was never alcohol, women, or attention. It was noise the constant need to escape their own thoughts. Once a man learns to sit with himself in silence, his whole life begins to change.
A sales rep sitting with a customer shouldn’t rebuild a product list line by line inside a CRM.
Let the catalog handle selection. Let the CRM handle the quote.
Every duplicate entry point adds time, errors, and another place for pricing to disagree.
Hunter Biden explaining that the coin crashed because too many people wanted it is fucking incredible.
As you may have seen, the LAPTOP memecoin saw a sharp swing in token price during its first hours of trading.
The headlines are all the same.
Token down 99%. Rug pull. Biden Crime Family. The list goes on.
This is far from the truth.
The reality is that available liquidity could not sustain the strong level of interest at launch. Technical issues coupled with predatory "snipers", who seek to beat liquidity providers to market, caused a spike in price, which has since stabilized to healthy levels.
The team's allocation is locked. Nobody on our side sold, and nobody could have. I, personally, have not made a single dollar.
I'm used to legacy news and social media trolls spinning realities to fit their own narrative.
The fully diluted valuation of the token is over $1 billion. And we're actively working on the best solutions to optimize liquidity and continue engaging my community.
We gave free tokens to those who lost on Trump's memecoin.
Somehow the media is painting that as a "failure".
This journey is far from over. We built this community for the long game, and that's exactly how we're playing it. I'm going to keep doing what I do best: ignoring the noise, and reclaiming the narrative.
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On-chain data shows a project multisig received 100M tokens pre-launch and distributed ~42M+, including to market makers who sold post-launch, contradicting claims that the team's allocation is locked and nobody on their side sold.
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Four colors × three sizes × two configurations = 24 variants.
Add one yes-or-no product option and the catalog doubles to 48.
To the customer, it looks like one additional dropdown.
Behind the storefront, it can mean twice the SKUs, images, inventory relationships, pricing records, reporting rows, and opportunities for systems to disagree.
The frontend changed by one field.
The operational model doubled.
That’s why ecommerce architecture matters. A merchandising decision that feels trivial in the browser can create permanent operational complexity everywhere else.