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Netflix won't survive much longer with this price gouging - mark my words.

People are blowing all this shit up with Elon and the Nazi salute.. he was just putting his hand in the air to show solidarity. Stop looking into shit so much and go touch grass.

Congratulations Trump. Democratically voted in fairly. Well played Mr. President.

Coldplay's Chris Martin has fallen through a stage during a concert in Australia. I have exclusive audio from the ambulance, and the paramedic said "I will try, to fix you."

Fuck the greed from the supermarkets it's time to buy locally and price them down.

youtube.com/watch?v=5RdAlPrt… Surgery clinic in Mexico claims Mr Beast STILL hasn't paid them for eye surgery performed for his "1000 eye surgery video" 8 months ago. This isn't looking good @MrBeast

MrBeast DID NOT PAY for 1,000 EYE SURGERIES!!! 👀

Hope you enjoyed the pay increases, because it wouldn't shock me if they raised tax to 25% for low earners after this. #Budget2024

At least Liam Payne got to bang Cheryl Cole. A life well lived..

Odds are Liam Payne was so drugged up and drunk that he simply collapsed and fell over the balcony. I doubt it was suicide.

Mikyx needs firing, terrible performance and feeding so much gold

My railcard has diabetes please help! @CTSI_UK need to investigate @nationalrailenq @northernassist @_Railcards

Proud of how @G2esports played today. We didn't get a win, but it was incredibly close! GGWP!

I'm voting @NikoOmilana come the election

KLANYE #kanye #ye

The face of a man dedicated to social justice and equality for all on the internet. @saltydkdan

AAAAND YouTube officially blocked me from watching videos with AdBlock. So I'm done with the site. Bye.

I'm done with YouTube.