Human Marmaduke. My first novel 'Leo: Inventor Extraordinaire' won the 2022 Northern Lights Book Award for Best Middle Grade Fiction

Los Angeles, CA
Joined February 2011
Who called it “water polo” when bathketball is still available?
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Gilbert Gottfried making fun of Jerry Seinfeld remains one of the funniest bits of all time.
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Make her run inside zone behind the Eagles offensive line. That oughta finish her off.
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This is what Fox NFL Sunday looks like
Mr. Olympia press conference 2001
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explaining to cam skattebo that he won’t be able to play with jaxson anymore using the same hand signals they used to tell koko the gorilla her cat died
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GO BIRDS 🦅
MALALA IS AT THE EAGLES GAME?!??!?
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Ossoff: The crook president and his crook family raked in billions from all over the world. He promised to lower prices on day one. And he also promised peace. Instead, the draft dodging commander in chief builds a monument to himself while plunging us deeper into a war he doesn't know how to end or how to win.
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Cavemen after they invented the spear:
I cant fucking do this clubbing anymore, cant stand it. Im done.
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While Trump is bringing attention to New Mexico, this is a good time to remind people that Trump's DOJ is blocking officials in New Mexico from investigating Jeffrey Epstein crimes at his Zorro ranch in NM. The Epstein cover up by Trump is right in front of us! pbs.org/newshour/politics/st…
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An innocent man wouldn’t do this. But a goddamn pedophile who raped a shitload of kids sure as fuck would.
BREAKING: The Trump Administration is now fighting an order from a judge requiring the full release of the Epstein files.
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Ted Cruz is committing literal treason
BREAKING: The Israeli Government was just exposed for paying Sen. Ted Cruz through loopholes in his podcast contract. The payments are a part of a $7 million campaign to get Christians to go to Israel.
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The disgraced former mayor of New York, Rudy (I was just tucking in my shirt) Giuliani, has threatened to sue me for defamation over an interview in which I never said his name. No one even mentioned him. I want to apologize to Rudy. Going forward I will be certain to say his name directly. Rudy, you worked with known Russian agents and their proxies to spread lies about me and my father. Their names are Andrii Derkach, Konstantin Kulyk, Andriy Telizhenko and Oleksandr Dubinsky and more. Kulyk handed you a dossier filled with disinformation. You flew to Kyiv in December 2019 to sit down with Derkach, then went on television with him to sell his bullshit tapes. Trump’s own national security adviser warned the White House that what you brought back was Russian disinformation. You kept going. Then Trump’s own Treasury Secretary, Steven Mnuchin, sanctioned Derkach in September 2020 as an active Russian agent for over a decade, for spreading the same lies you are still spitting. Four months later, on his way out the door, Mnuchin sanctioned the rest of your sources. Kulyk. Telizhenko. Dubinsky. Eleven people and four media front companies in all. Not sanctioned by me. Not by my father. By Donald Trump’s Treasury Department. And remember Vienna Rudy. In October 2019 you, Lev Parnas and Igor Fruman had tickets to fly there to collect a hard drive, courtesy of Dmytro Firtash, an indicted oligarch who has spent a decade in Vienna fighting extradition to the United States. Lev and Igor were arrested at Dulles holding one-way tickets. You canceled yours the next morning. That was way before a computer repairman in Wilmington was ever a twinkle in your eye. So please, @RudyGiuliani. Please, please sue me. Discovery will be a joy for everyone.
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Jeffrey Epstein took a girl somewhere between 13-15 years old from his island to New York City and introduced her to his best friend, Donald Trump. There were so many girls, the FBI numbered them. And “#6 is Trump’s favorite.”
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All you MAGA pieces of shit. All this stuff now being released. Many girls. Grotesque details. For denying it or ignoring it may you all forever burn in your eternal hell. Donald Trump raped kids.
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1/"'We'll show them{Ukrainians] how to do it... Make them[Patriot missiles} yourself. That's pretty cool, right?' — That's Trump on July 8, promising to give Zelensky the technology behind Patriot missiles.
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bro shut the fuck up
unlike some uncultured animals i won’t name (bison), we are civilized. we don’t go around attacking people for no reason.
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1/Nothing moves the needle anymore. Not Watergate-scale reporting, not two bestselling books proving Trump is a Russian intelligence asset, not 34 felony convictions. I spent 10 years documenting Vladislav Surkov's "reflexive control" playbook — and it turns out the real story isn't that journalism failed. It's that the ground it stood on disappeared.
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Ossoff: They made you pay more for everything and took us to war on lies and spent most of last year trying to cover up for the world's most famous pedophile while the crook president and his crook raked in billions
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Hissop, Hydrangea, Pentsemon- every plant in my garden sounds like a list of Cotton Mather’s dead children.
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Damn Cash Money taking over for the 1899’s and the antebellums.
JUST IN: Juvenile caught by TSA trying to fly with 5 cannonballs stolen from a Civil War fort in Alabama.
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