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Luke

@LukeL_78

Smile and the whole world smiles with you, but fart and you’re on your own

Joined December 2017
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Goooooooooooooood team Fleetwood
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London famously never been bad for traffic
Simon Clarke (@SirSimonClarke) profile pictureSimon Clarke
@SirSimonClarkeOct 27
It’s almost like this is an absolutely terrible idea👇
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England
@EnglandOct 26
The best player in the world. Our 2026 #BallonDor winner: HARRY KANE! 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🏆
Harry Kane wins the Ballon D'or

ALT Harry Kane wins the Ballon D'or

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I didn’t. But I wasn’t supposed to be on it
Melvin Purvis (@MP13_27) profile pictureMelvin Purvis@MP13_27Oct 25
Replying to @GPAPassenger
It’s a 50-minute drive, and you sent this an hour and 6 minutes before the flight, did anyone make it?
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What is that moron doing ffs, play literally anyone else
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Congratulations to Devon Myrie (TE), who’s committed to Eastern Michigan University 👏 A football journey that started at the Nuneaton Jaguars, to the NFL Academy UK, and now committing to a D1 college!
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LeftSideOfHistory (@leftsidehist) profile pictureLeftSideOfHistory
@leftsidehistOct 11
Since the attack on the Russian data centre. The traffic for the ‘patriot party’ is mysteriously off a cliff
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Had to test out these British foods 😂
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Incredible analysis once again Adam
Adam Schefter (@AdamSchefter) profile pictureAdam Schefter
@AdamSchefterOct 6
Lane Johnson was the standout pick from the 2013 NFL Draft.
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Depends if he’s talking about Man United to be fair
BBC Sport Coventry & Warwickshire (@BBCCWRSport) profile pictureBBC Sport Coventry & Warwickshire@BBCCWRSportOct 6
Do you agree with Sky Blues fan @ConnaChahal❓ Coventry City sit 18th in the Premier League after 5️⃣ games. Hear his thoughts here: bbc.in/46X9zrx #PUSB #BBCFootball
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You know what we deserve a Super Bowl just to piss these kind of people off
John Young (@jpysaints) profile pictureJohn Young
@jpysaintsOct 4
Replying to @MylesHSG @Sportico @Commanders @novy_williams
They will show up. And if they don’t want it then there are plenty of other cities. Why should American fans lose home regular season games for ‘growing the shield’. Super Bowl will be overseas next.
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THE FIRST RANGERS GOALTENDER TO SCORE A GOAL: IGOR SHESTERKIN
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Pensioners when they have to cut their cruises from 3 a year to 2:
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Leicester City (@LCFC) profile pictureLeicester City
@LCFCSep 28
Wout Faes has joined UAE Pro League side Shabab AlAhli Dubai FC in a permanent deal, subject to international clearance ℹ️ 🔗 leic.it/4yoqjny
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Our starting pitchers for the Wild Card Series: #RepBX
2026 Wild Card Yankees Starting Pitchers: Game 1 - Cam Schlittler Game 2 - Max Fried Game 3* - Gerrit Cole *indicates if necessary

ALT 2026 Wild Card Yankees Starting Pitchers: Game 1 - Cam Schlittler Game 2 - Max Fried Game 3* - Gerrit Cole *indicates if necessary

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Deduct all of Leicestershire’s points
David Ornstein (@David_Ornstein) profile pictureDavid Ornstein
@David_OrnsteinSep 25
🚨 EXCLUSIVE: Manchester City found guilty on virtually all charges relating to breaches of Premier League financial regulations. #MCFC expected to appeal against verdict issued by independent commission. Sanctions undecided, process ongoing @TheAthleticFC nytimes.com/athletic/7049721…
Manchester City found guilty on almost all Premier League charges relating to financial breaches

Manchester City found guilty on almost all Premier League charges relating to financial breaches

City were charged by the Premier League in February 2023.

nytimes.com
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Transfer News Live (@DeadlineDayLive) profile pictureTransfer News Live
@DeadlineDayLiveSep 25
🚨💣 𝗕𝗥𝗘𝗔𝗞𝗜𝗡𝗚: Manchester City have been found GUILTY of all but ONE of the 115 Premier League charges relating to alleged financial breaches. Sanctions are yet to be decided, with potential punishments including fines, a POINTS DEDUCTION or even EXPULSION from the Premier League. (Source: @David_Ornstein)
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He should’ve never left. What a man.
Adam Schefter (@AdamSchefter) profile pictureAdam Schefter
@AdamSchefterSep 21
Three-time Pro-Bowl tight end Zach Ertz, who played in Philadelphia from 2013-‘21 and helped the team win its first Super Bowl, is returning to the city and signing with the Eagles practice squad, per sources. The Eagles lost TE Dallas Goedert to a sprained MCL and now are turning to Ertz, who spent the past two seasons in Washington.
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It’s Gallagher. It’ll only ever be Gallagher.
Leicester Xtra (@XtraLeicester) profile pictureLeicester Xtra
@XtraLeicesterSep 21
It’s the 93rd minute.. Leicester have a penalty to win the game Who would you pick to take it? 🤔 #lcfc Can be anyone
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Least the eagles won, proper football, no idea why any is arsed about that soccer crap
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