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Ravnica
Joined March 2010
Vote for me for president and I’ll end the Christmas encroachment on spooky season
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Yearly reminder that Christopher Columbus was a TRAITOR. He was Italian and sailed under the Spanish flag. As an Italian-American I’m not supporting a GOD DAMNED TRAITOR. Fuck that treasonous bastard.
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I love soccer because you can score zero goals and have it be the best day in the history of your nation
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U of Kansas band learning the Algerian anthem to welcome them to their practice field Mexico x S. Korea instant friendships Scotland fans blasting bagpipes at 6:30am in Boston The one German dude posting about American culture like Buc-ee’s I LOVE THE WORLD CUP
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On track for 312 red cards this World Cup
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.@hulu your stream sucks. I can’t watch the NBA finals because your website is absolutely garbagio. Fix it. I know you have the money to put resources to making the user interface actually work.
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Freedom isn't free.
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Shopping cart theory strikes again
Everyone on earth takes a private vote by pressing a red or blue button. If more than 50% of people press the blue button, everyone survives. If less than 50% of people press the blue button, only people who pressed the red button survive. Which button would you press? BE HONEST.
44%Red
56%Blue
312,448 votes • Final results
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What’s up Beijing?
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Reading threads about a niche subject that you are proficient/professional in is a top 10 most frustrating experience of all time.
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.@realDonaldTrump why the fuck aren't the bobsleds for the American Olympic team made in America? This is a betrayal of the constitution.
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If you're a truck driving in the CARS ONLY section of the NJ Turnpike and you don't take the first opportunity to get your ass back into the truck only section, you should be banned from driving any vehicle forever.
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Annual reminder that Christopher Columbus was ITALIAN and sailed under the SPANISH flag. He can go fuck himself. I'm not supporting a GODDAMN TRAITOR
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Sabrina Carpenter better be paying her union dues. Can't afford to have dodgy work done on my wood cabinets.
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I need to start calling people rapscallions more often
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Can my feed go back to Counter Strike and Magic the Gathering shit? I don't need to see the video of Charlie Kirk spewing blood out of his neck for the 100th time. Thanks, @elonmusk
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The reason Rite Aid went bankrupt is because they can't even spell "right" correctly.
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At least we got plastic straws back
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